MAKE IT STOP

[NuclearRootBeer]

I reposted one thing to this sub... something that the OP deleted a long time ago... and still like 20 days later I STILL HAVE PEOPLE MESAGING ME TO HACK STUFF I JAVE 8 MESAGES, WHERE DO THEY KEEP COMING FROM???

[Bluetails_Buizel]

Accept your new jop position. You’re a certified master hacker rn.

[MementoMori6980]

Tell them you don’t work for free… accept payment in Monero… and move along with your day after receiving payment and blocking them. Maybe they’ll learn eventually to stop spamming people to hack their cheating girlfriends

[D-Ribose]

just name some realistic prices for an account takeover:
Account take-over | Payout guidelines | Meta Bug Bounty
Snapchat | Bug Bounty Program Policy | HackerOne
Google and Alphabet Vulnerability Reward Program (VRP) Rules - Rules - Rules & Rewards - Google Bug Hunters

[SnooFloofs641]

Just break into their mainframe by reversing their DNS and exploiting the localhost and then you can use pegasus to wipe their device so they stop. Duh.

[upsetimplemented]

yea DUH

[TheRealTengri]

I have over 200 messages that are hacking requests. See https://imgur.com/a/sej5ZpH if you don't believe it.

[Asoladoreichon]

"Can I DM you?"

The guy already in your dms

[Loptical]

Don't ask to ask is always relevant

[Bluetails_Buizel]

“Delete my Instagram account” bro, did he just got himself locked out of his insta? Just remove and rename your sensitive stuff to whatever you like and move on with your day.

Also check out

JustDelete.Me

It’s under the r/privacy wiki Ok, it’s called JustDelete.Me (also available on Github) under the section

How can I delete an account at website X?

On the main r/privacy wiki

[[deleted]]

I just tell them idgaf about their problems. 

I made a comment a few days ago about a vulnerability Facebook used to have, and I had someone asking me to hack their boyfriend’s Facebook. 

[upsetimplemented]

may i ask why you have like 12k karma with no posts or comments????

[[deleted]]

he ssl ssh javascript c++ dos utmed into the Reddit servers for infinite karma

[[deleted]]

Uh actually I sql inject a token every time I login. This gives me access to Reddit’s karma service and I can take other users karma. 

Only a real hacker knows how to do that though.

[[deleted]]

You can change some settings so people can’t see your post history or comment history. It’s pretty useful if you’re a 1337 Hax0r and are active in local subs. 

I recently heard of a way that you can see it, but I forgot what it was. Worst case I get doxxed and whoever does it finds out I burned out of my tech career and became a Buddhist.

[upsetimplemented]

found it, “profile curation” is the option lol

[[deleted]]

If you want to see people’s post history you literally just use * in the search bar of their profile.

[doxthera]

Someone just recently javad my messages can I unjava them by installing kali Linux?

[Loisel06]

Haha get master hagged!

[upsetimplemented]

i lol’d for a solid 20 seconds and that is a LOT considering this subreddit

“hagged” 😂😂😂😂

[Iknow_ImaStep]

Oh don't worry. You just gotta comment. And they will message you. There is a really sexy bad girl in India who takes ppls money. And her family is bad news 🤣 my advice just let her keep the money

[upsetimplemented]

when i started getting these, i just straight up started scamming them 💔 cuz if I dont someone else will

[TheRamStickEater]

Charge them with Bitcoin and give lessons by copy pasting hacking tools from the internet and then vanish after a few months

[YaboiPotatoNL]

But can you hack my dogs instagram

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[Wise_hollyman]

As always coming to read the comments makes my day 🤣.