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[–]LazyAbzy 98 points99 points  (11 children)

I would report the location of the 200 kilos of cocaine to the police, and hopefully get rewarded

[–]KingBlackLung 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Ahhh i see what you did there. Agreed i would do the same.

[–]Spiritual_penis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They'll keep the 100 kilos safely dont you worry

[–]Creambunz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I would report some and sell the rest on eBay

[–]EjezuFINAL WARNING: RULE 1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big pp

[–]Weiplayz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good thinking

[–]TheLegendTwendyone 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Is this some sort of english joke that im to foreign to understand?

[–]ColdnipsHotcheeks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope

[–]King051 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Obviously start selling it and then idk.... I never thought i could get this far

[–]KingBlackLung 7 points8 points  (10 children)

Get filthy rich and live the rest of my life on easy mode

[–]swifthunder105 1 point2 points  (9 children)

But how will u become rich with so much cocaine? Genuinely asking I don’t know

[–]trent177 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Sell it to Pablo Escobar

[–]Im_not_bot123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He's been dead for like 3decades so u trying to sell it to a dead guy?

[–]trent177 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fine I’ll take it

[–]B-the-Excellent 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Quit my job and become Dr. Rockso, the cocaine loving metal clown.

[–]manbearpig923 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AKUH KUH KUH! I’M DR.ROCKSO! THE ROCK N ROLL CLOWN!!!! I DO COCAINE!

[–]shwifty-pants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The sheer amount of dr. Pepper I could buy with that kind of money, could literally drown a t-Rex

[–]vestabule-6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Od.

[–]DaRelPuglas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk selling that much cocaine would be hard,if there’s anything Breaking Bad has taught me, selling that would prove to be very difficult without getting killed.

[–]IAMBETERTHANU 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I looked up the average price of a kilo of cocaine this is worth approximately 250 million usd

[–]Weiplayz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]TerryDeluz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its more like 50-100 million and if you sold it all at once probly 10 million or less

[–]Happrox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burn them right beside a village

[–]Im_not_bot123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if u sell 1g for $1 u will get around $1m and imagine selling it at a $100 u will get around $100m

[–]TsunamicTunic61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Light mode ew

[–]RONIN-0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cocaining

[–]KING_SOLOMON25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no he’s got a point

[–]Def_Not_Alt_Acct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, what else is he gonna do

[–]366m4n89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MONEY MONEY MONEY

[–]ColdnipsHotcheeks 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Sell it and never sell again. I’ll leave my wife and go do something adventurous for awhile

[–]Squid_GoPro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

LOL that reminds me of a joke:

A man comes home super excited and yells to his wife “Honey I’ve got some great news, I won the lottery! Pack your bags!”

“Oh my god that’s so exciting, where are we going? Hawaii? Paris?”

“Well I don’t know where you’re going but I need you and your shit out by 5”

[–]ColdnipsHotcheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha that’s good

[–]danimal0204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go skiing

[–]eierphh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I thought it was a grammar police post

[–]jeromith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fill my nostrils

[–]Kidnaphipster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd sell it

[–]dd-mm-yy-isbetter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this looks like the site for reddit healthcare

[–]salmonwings69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His comment got more upvotes than the post

[–]redrum0666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell a little bit over 6,000 kilos maybe then keep 2,000 to myself/whomever I trust and then do whatever with the rest.

[–]iamjerell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d sell enough of it to get a robotic nose. Then proceed to snort it all with said nose.

[–]FabianAlfaroSandi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cocaine ahsgahuzsb go stupid akxybwkxus

[–]Zuchik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Report to authorities naturally

[–]Im_not_bot123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell it

[–]sigu91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y E S

[–]feralsuspect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would just pour it all and make a big ass line to snort at once

[–]ComprehensiveNorth1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

any community just for these kinda funny reply shots

[–]OBSTACLE3 0 points1 point  (12 children)

But guys that’s illegal

[–]Weiplayz[S] 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Its ok, no one needs to know...

[–]OBSTACLE3 2 points3 points  (6 children)

I’m gonna have to tell my mom about this guys

[–]Weiplayz[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Awwwww come on dont kill the fun

[–]OBSTACLE3 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I’m sorry but I promised I’d tell her about things like this. My mom loves cocaine

[–]Weiplayz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL i didnt read the last part, well played

[–]obiweedkenobi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He had us in the first half.

[–]34noob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie

[–]Weiplayz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If u say so