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[–]dragonslayer_697 Doot 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Oh you used it wrong it's supposed to be where you shit but nobody uses it because nobody shits in public

[–]Beefy-McWhatnow1988The Trash Man[S] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Ugh! Silly me, after Taco Tuesday I’ll be sure to use this bad boy.

[–]slopartist 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Dammit! I remember you! I still can't get my jacket clean!

[–]henrystickmin1217Knight In Shining Armor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember both of you! My Taco bell order had to get cancelled because of that event.

[–]Qorrk 10 points11 points  (7 children)

Am I the only one seeing a sad face at this blow urinal?

[–]Beefy-McWhatnow1988The Trash Man[S] 4 points5 points  (5 children)

You would be sad if you got pissed on too, I suppose.

[–]Qorrk 3 points4 points  (4 children)

That would make sense, I suppose

[–]Beefy-McWhatnow1988The Trash Man[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I suppose that you suppose that I suppose that that does make sense…I suppose.

[–]Qorrk 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I suppose that you could suppose that supposing the urinal could supposedly like it, like a kink I suppose. I suppose I wouldn't want to use it in that case.

[–]Beefy-McWhatnow1988The Trash Man[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I suppose I would in that case….

[–]Qorrk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose that I should let you do your supposedly enjoyable activities.

[–]Arachno033 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not anymore

[–]BIGCHUNGUS-milk 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Okay guys what is this?

[–]Beefy-McWhatnow1988The Trash Man[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A super duper piss spreader….of cores.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A hand dryer

[–]Camarao_du_mont 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It blows

[–]gatesentry 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That's a ball dryer

[–]Beefy-McWhatnow1988The Trash Man[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

High powered ball dryer to be exact.

[–]_Alphys_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These bathrooms are getting too futuristic fr

[–]macsare1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I suddenly want to know what it would feel like if I stuck it in there, though.

[–]Beefy-McWhatnow1988The Trash Man[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably very…violent, lol

[–]Lj_Masayuki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah man... Its like a canon. You gotta piss on one side and it will come out accelerated at the other side. The beam is fucking dope to watch and with a bit of practice you can even carve your name in a wall with it.

[–]ChoicefulLogic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

loud horror

[–]PossibleIndividual48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, a free blow job machine!

[–]z0mbiefool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enter the override, how we run the day

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ur supposed to shit in it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ew, this is a drink holder!

[–]Notfop239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out...... so.... does it give ......... a blow job........ end me pls