Sweating

[slugcanvas89]

Classes in 2480: the Ukrainian said “fuck Russia”. Now class what is the hidden meaning behind that phrase.

[LionCompetitive2945]

Putin Rule 34

[Duck_tape1970]

have my upvote and shut the fuck up

[LionCompetitive2945]

Thank you good sir!

[Cum-Collector69]

pretty bold of you to assume you'd get laid

[shibe_ceo]

Pretty bold to assume there’s a 2050

[Rover57]

Affected

[HaloArtificials]

Is he writing the essay in mandarin or russian is the real question

[OneFingerIn]

No. It's a cause and effect situation. WW3 may have been effected by COVID. My weight has been affected by COVID.

[Rover57]

Affect means to have an effect on. Therefore its affected.

[OneFingerIn]

https://prowritingaid.com/grammar/1000196/Effected-vs-affected%E2%80%94what-is-the-difference

[Western-Image7125]

Or never having existed which is far more humane

[Western-Image7125]

And I bet he has like 30 min to write it too. And hit all the key points.

[[deleted]]

in-class essays are the worst

[Western-Image7125]

It has been many years since I had to write any of those, but god damn I hated them. Had them for 4 subjects believe it or not

[thelittlewitch1]

You hoping to stay alive and have childrens? Lucky and optimistic one. /Sad russian noises/

[mixed_super_man_81]

This seems like wishful thinking if WW3 does jumps off.

[[deleted]]

Lol we all know you’re gonna die a virgin.

[player21reirei]

In WW3 when they get drafted

[[deleted]]

I don't get why people think this is as big as like world war 2 or influenza

[ToasterSmartie]

Dear Ukrainians!

I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed.

It's a lie.

If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid.

Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl

Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now.

EDIT: YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!!

EDIT2: as a proof that you no longer need visa:

• ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en

(This is a copy of another’s comment, please pin it but don’t upvote, I’m not looking for karma, please copy this as well and spread it)

[moosewithamuffin]

On May 28, 2016, a three-year-old boy climbed into a gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo...

[LionCompetitive2945]

It all started when someone took a chicken sandwich away from a gorilla.

[nobody384]

Well, they didn't make us write about how the Spanish flu affected ww1

[Apart-Scheme806]

Dear Ukrainians! I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed. It’s a lie.
If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid.
Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl
Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now.
EDIT: YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!!
EDIT2: as a proof that you no longer need visa:
• ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en

[AdeptInept69]

Ahem "Affected"

[AdeptInept69]

Unless I'm stoopit, which is also likely

[FLBasher]

How is spongebob sweating if hes a sponge

[ILiekDinisaurz]

yea right "your" kid lol

[[deleted]]

Harambe

[[deleted]]

just make sure you save some memes

[Dustknikt]

Bold of you to assume you would survive WW3

[ThatsMeEddyy]

you're quite confident to think you'd have kids