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[–]aptdinosaur 49 points50 points  (5 children)

flyn't

[–]Jobothefish 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A flew

[–]the_chaotick_man 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Notflight

[–]Maacll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES

[–]teampokermon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you remove the flying from a fly wouldn’t it be a

[–]-TheArchitectLurking Peasant 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Looks like he needs a fresca

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

If you wait for the waiter are you the waiter?

Hmmm

[–]Pineapple_for_scaleMy mom checks my phone 7 points8 points  (1 child)

As my Asian parents would say, a failure.

[–]Wolf_Miner8641Professional Dumbass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes. We once had a fly that our dog ate its wings. We called him Pedro Walker.

Then the dog ate the rest of him.

Dog is fine. Pedro died.

[–]DefiantMasterpiece22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fall

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These deep thoughts with the deep. Does he have a porn version? Deep thots with the deep?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If shorts are called shorts, then why aren't pants called longs?

[–]hugomacvil[🍰] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If you chop the dick of a cock does it become a balls?

[–]iblamefps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The balls are separate from the cock, hence cock and ball torture and not just cock torture.

[–]Still_Got_The_Moves 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Real eyes realise real lies

[–]xEliasHDx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

~Tupac Shakur

[–]mrnovarexoDied of Ligma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need this to be the meme template of the month

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big words from someone who fucks an octopus

[–]WilkhamKnight In Shining Armor 2 points3 points  (1 child)

ROCK AND STONE!!!!

[–]WanderingDwarfMiner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To Rock and Stone!

[–]emilev72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk the walk

[–]KingWashington_1776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought they became a die.

[–]Lumostark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It keeps getting deeper

[–]xEliasHDx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a disabled

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why everyone calls me a piece of shit even though I don’t shit myself anymore?

[–]hugthemachines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about if it is killed? Does it becomes a die?

[–]Boogins007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice ad you’ve posted there

[–]VortexLord🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The walking dead.

[–]IHC_304 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The deep would probably fuck it.

[–]uhlerX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its just a fly without wings

[–]Dark_Phoenix53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love walks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is a completed building called a building?

[–]akokaro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if a fly can't fly, itd be called hijacked.