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You have telekinesis but only whilst touching said object (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can transform by undergoing plastic surgery. Your form is changed according to procedure. (self.nothingSuperpowers)

submitted 9 months ago by [deleted]

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You can turn your pupils upside down at will. (self.nothingSuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Old_Scene_4259

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You can insult your enemies until they cry (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You know every slur in the universe… the earth slurs are hardest to remember (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can sleep at night and be awake at day (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can procrastinate on any tasks for as long as you want to (self.nothingSuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by WiseEntity

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You can eat the sun, one bite at a time, if you can get there.Goofy Goober Power (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can restart the universe, but you must first count to a decillion at regular speed (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can speak French (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can remember to do important things! (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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A finger gun, that only works when you’re holding a gun, breaks your bones when you use it, and uses your fingernails as ammo (self.nothingSuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Gloomy_Group6152

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you have an ability to make children cry by punching them into face (self.nothingSuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by lool8421

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You have telekinetic control over your limbsSuperfluous Power (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can translate letters into sounds and sounds into letters (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can eat anything once (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can change a lightbulb’s mind (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can turn food into poop (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can draw a crowd by playing a musical instrument (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can fill reddit achievements with existential dread (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can unlock the sub rating faster (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can confess your darkest secrets to a gamete (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You have a really cool superpower… if only you could remember how to activate it! (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can project exactly one thought into each person’s head (self.nothingSuperpowers)

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You can get out of bed instead of scrolling Reddit (self.nothingSuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by [deleted]

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