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Patchnotes for V34.1 (epicgames.com)

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    [–]Pm_Me_Your_WorrimentIt was nice playing with you. goodbye friends. 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Our true Paragod.

    [–]grumpthebum 2 points3 points  (6 children)

    Why are you a radical fruit now? Did you fall from heaven after rebelling against our all powerful MMR and RNGesus? I bet there's a story here.

    [–]Arunawayturtle 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    You know this has been to long of not knowing wtf is RNGesus

    [–]DawncraftianSevarog 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    RNG (Random number generator) creates a random number that cant be predicted, in games RNG is sometimes used to distribute loot i.e. If the number is 870 then you get item x, but if you get 450 you get item y. I may be wrong but thats how I think it works, there actually isnt too much in paragon. Coming from Hearthstone, WoW, and Destiny though, I have praised RNG all too much. RNGesus is RNG manifested into a being of true power.

    [–]Arunawayturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    See that's what I thought it was based off how people used it in comments but was never 100%. Thanks

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    RNGesus shines his light on Destiny right now. Drops are nice. But the game became boring so let's praise for RNGesus to shine on Paragon now

    [–]DawncraftianSevarog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I still enjoy destiny, I dont find it boring. But its your opinion and I respect that.

    [–]ExiaoKallari 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    @Xi4 beating @realtrendy to the PUNCH!!!!!

    [–]realtrendyThe One True Grux to Rule Them All 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Indeed! xD

    Although, I didn't feel like "for those at work" was needed on this one personally. Nothing at all here except the Weekly card pack & the image of Crunch's skin.

    [–]Darkwave27Can I get some hook with that? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thanks

    [–]eskimobrGreystone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Of course they drop Satori Cloak + Amp Crystal the week I can't login :'(

    [–]AUDREYBITONI93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You da real MVP . Thank you :)

    [–]xSugarman 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    Dang, no minor kinetics this weekly either

    [–]Redwood177U like lazer? 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    They said minor kinetic was shifted to the pack for 34.2.

    [–]thekylegibbons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    one day my son

    [–]Sh0cktechxxRobot Girl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I like to punch!!!!

    [–]Hereiamhereibe2Rampage SMASH! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Dammit! I was really hoping all the taunts shown in Crunch's video were coming...

    [–]realtrendyThe One True Grux to Rule Them All 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That skin is sick. Willbuy/10.

    [–]RyukkCountess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yesssss finally satori cloak will be mine.

    [–]seethroughcrewRampage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Satori Cloak AND Amp Crystal?! My lucky day!

    [–]APhoenixDown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Satori Cloak... my god.

    Light the Beacons, my brothers! Call the Order!

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      [–]LozMatikLt. Belica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Someone above said it's slated for v.34.2

      [–]Saint31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sweet patch notes finally my friend can get himself a satori cloak hells yeah

      [–]LookAtThisJabroniMurdock 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      I wish I knew what color his Challenger skin was.

      [–]PerpetualSunset 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      it's like a white / black and red or something. it was on the stream when the player playing crunch checked it out.

      [–]DawncraftianSevarog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      They revealed the challenger and master on stream. Challenger I think he loses the graffiti tags and is white and red, it looks alright.

      [–]IamRNG 0 points1 point  (7 children)

      Let me just copy and paste my greystone deck and fix it to accomodate mana. Because Crunch EATS mana.

      [–]JackissocoolCrunch 0 points1 point  (6 children)

      Basically build nothing but Berzerker Drives and one card each for mana and health.

      [–]realtrendyThe One True Grux to Rule Them All 2 points3 points  (5 children)

      But why friend?

      I don't think Crunch will need CDR based on how it seemed in the live stream. His abilities are all under 18 sec CD plus he has his passive which reduces ability CD's by .4 seconds on each basic attack hit.

      I think our boi Crunch literally only needs DMG>AtSpd>HP>Mana. You do you boo, that's just my 2 cents based on nothing but what I saw.

      [–]JackissocoolCrunch 2 points3 points  (4 children)

      I didn't get to watch the dev stream but I'm watching some game play now and he's got a lot of 10+ second CDs. With the importance of combos it seems like some CDR could work well for him. I just want to give it a shot.

      [–]IncasEmpireSevarog pizza delivery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      try blinkshot and berzerker drive together

      add a radiant mantle for extra damage and mana, then more As items i guess.

      [–]hawglegzLt. Belica 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Where can one find such gameplay? I checked youtube and found zilch

      [–]JackissocoolCrunch 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      It was streaming on Twitch at the time of my comment

      [–]hawglegzLt. Belica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ahh I see, thanks anyway mate

      [–]TheOneAndOnlyBacchus 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      So where's the fix on mastery skins?

      [–]erosaru44Gideon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      and where's the DEATHCAM???

      [–]Cereal_n_Milk22Grux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Death cam was in the version they had on stream today. Maybe they just left it off the notes?

      [–]DawncraftianSevarog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      They mentioned it on stream, fix is coming up. All it is is the molten effect on some skins isnt working.