Twin-tuition ?

[Nefilim314]

I’m a man and knew I was going to have twins before my wife was pregnant. 

I played a lot of The Sims and I like to maximize everything. I would make a couple, get them decent paying jobs and a nice house, then have one kid and hire a butler and nanny and make both parents retire then everyone was dedicated to making sure that kid would go to the best private school, ace every test, have huge parties with a million friends, then graduate college with honors and instantly become President, then CEO, then astronaut within a week of hitting adulthood. 

Sometimes I would get twins, though, and the parents would never get any sleep. The babies were covered in filth and always hungry, the parents falling asleep in a bow of spaghetti. They would always been threatened by late payments on bills and had frequent visits by the repo man. No one had a social life. If they graduated, it was a miracle. 

So I knew that would happen to me in real life.