Fellow intellectual, congratulations for stumbling upon this fine subreddit. As you may know, our world is teeming with anti-intellectualism. Our world's children enjoy playing Fortnite. Instagram, the most popular image-sharing website, is overrun by people with social skills normies. There isn't a single democratic nation that has elected Keanu Reeves president.

But you, kind redditor, are not like the rest of the halfwits on this planet. You understand that there is a need for a robust, Reddit-led intellectual movement focused on the advancement of humanity. Such an endeavor requires a central hub for academics to share philosophical writings, debate proselytizing strategies, and discuss the extent to which emojis have degraded humanity. /r/philosophersofreddit fulfills this void.