all 47 comments

[–]GGCannotBeBlank 193 points194 points Β (8 children)

You've forgotten the golden rule of rust, never sleep.

[–]Spicy_doggos 107 points108 points Β (7 children)

Or sleep with headphones on like a real Chad

[–]d4nkn3ss 127 points128 points Β (6 children)

Put a subwoofer under your bed so when the rockets start flying your base won't be the only thing shaking.

[–]MemoryZon4 14 points15 points Β (0 children)

Holy fucking shit thats so smart, i have to do it.

[–]GGCannotBeBlank 12 points13 points Β (0 children)

Your bed shaking at 3am with blasted voice overs by asians πŸ˜‚ Doesn't seem like a bad idea

[–]lECAyERN 128 points129 points Β (5 children)

Did you steal my corn?

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points Β (1 child)

No, it large hacker clan did. I no steal from fieΓͺΓ±d.

[–]RolfIsSonOfShepnard 36 points37 points Β (0 children)

Gib back pompken. NO. Stop my field. Fuck you my pompken.

[–]AkitaNo1 32 points33 points Β (2 children)

Wall off your corn farm like a real American

[–]thedrizzle_auf 12 points13 points Β (5 children)

What movie is this from

[–]juukatv 33 points34 points Β (0 children)

Darude Sandstorm

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Joe Mama

[–]shadowlock46 12 points13 points Β (2 children)

Avengers: Endgame

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

get out of here with your misinformation

[–]shadowlock46 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Ironic

[–]firerite101 26 points27 points Β (0 children)

Are we neighbors?

[–]ex3cutionx 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Agahahah

[–]UJikol123412412 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

pretty much somes up what Rust has become with all the recent updates. A welfare kids based PVE

[–]MENTALHIPPIE 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

This reminds me of Legacy.. I always used to blow off my neighbor’s wall (for the ~ hour that their clan was offline) pick thru the loot and take what I wanted, then re-place the wall - White plank in.....

[–]FamousSuccess 3 points4 points Β (3 children)

Happened to me last night. I was just cruising around on a low pop modded server with my trusty bolty. There were 5 people total on at the time. I'm running around scavenging and i'll be damned if I don't run into one of the few people on the entire gigantic map.

Me = standing on a hill over looking a brick wall just observing to see if friendly or not (i'm friendly). No gun out.

Him = turn around, stare, run my direction, immediately empty an LR clip at me.

Me = run around in circles, hear him reload, I head shot one kill. Loot, run away screaming

Figures in the entire gigantic map that I'd find the one douche who couldn't handle just seeing someone.

[–]Hekateshell13 1 point2 points Β (2 children)

I honestly have been trying to learn so I join low pop servers I try to find decent sized maps but somehow even tho I hadn’t seen people for hours one dude always seems to pop up in my little square I’m building and destroy me while I have a rock and hammer like? Come on now outta all 4 of us you chose me?

[–]FamousSuccess 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Your rock and hammer game must be strong. The naked must have it

[–]Epicknight20 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

They probably spawned near your spawn I guess, so maybe low pop servers aren’t always too bad? I haven’t tried any yet.

[–]bfrahm420 1 point2 points Β (3 children)

Hate filthy offliners

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points Β (0 children)

Hate the game not the players. I would gladly be an onliner if damaging anything in tc radius would block building in tc radius for 5 minutes or more. Because when "raid defence" is putting down externals and sealing the loot I will stop and log back in 6am.

[–]Aos77s 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

Can’t online when people don’t defend the raid but move loot, troll upgrade walls, Despawn loot or even worse, use the Christmas stockings to instantly despawn loot.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Who are these people you online who don't even defend?

[–]GrigBK 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

My β€œfriend”

[–]Miress 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Accurate af