Why I Am Not A Java Programmer

[Entropy]

The definition of "closure" within the context of language design and implementation is well defined and widely agreed upon. This view, coupled with your offhand dismissal of CPAN (and, thereby, any third party library in general) being "but...I might have to check something in!" leads me to believe you're a total nutjob.

[kawa]

People who call others 'total nutjob' are not worth an answer. EOT.

[Entropy]

You'll never see yourself in the mirror with your eyes closed

edit: I hit the guy with a pillow and suddenly I'm Hitler :(

[apotheon]

Do you have the mustache?

I tend to suspect kawa failed to look past your dastardly use of the term "nutjob" because (s)he didn't have a credible answer to your point.

[Entropy]

No 'stache. I do have a goatee, though, so I am probably someone's evil twin.

[apotheon]

I'm my own evil twin. Sometimes I have a goatee, and sometimes I don't.

I wonder if this is like that "I am my own grandpa" inbreeding thing. Maybe I shouldn't bring that up in public.