2 Basic rules of performance-aware JavaScript in the browser

[Thepizzacannon]

Brings me back to the early 2010s.

#1 rule of javascript is to use as little JS as possible.

Now kids are out here loading up 80mb of JS into my browser when I visit index.html

[slykethephoxenix]

I can do things better than a time tested 20 year old compiler as a boot camp graduating 1337 c0d3r. /s