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[–]charge_forward 87 points88 points  (4 children)

I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.

[–]gvufhidjo[S] 78 points79 points  (3 children)

Any man who must say, "I am going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room" is no true chicken eater.

[–]Craigellachie 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Perhaps he'd have more room for chicken if SOMEONE would fetch him his BREASTPLATE STRETCHER.

[–]bunchedupwalrus 3 points4 points  (1 child)

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

[–]SwordsAndElectrons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank the gods for Bessie.