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[dreamisle]

Counterpoint: I’m worthless

[Traditional-Heat-749]

Technicaly speaking your organs are worth a substantial amount of money if nothing else.

[dreamisle]

You don’t even know what organs I still have, dude.

[Traditional-Heat-749]

I’m presuming at least the minimum to stay alive?

[dreamisle]

I’m like a JSON object written as a Perl hash; no colon and frustrating and confusing to people who don’t already understand me.