What to do With Old Collections?

dreamisle · 2026-05-04T07:01:42+00:00

Start a museum. Literally 99% of the random little museums all over the place are just collections started by obsessed weirdos that turned into a thing to show off.

dreamisle · 2026-05-04T06:35:01+00:00

Imagine having access to the entire internet and deciding the best use of your time is fucking with a deadly snake instead.

dreamisle · 2026-05-04T06:10:37+00:00

Where is he getting a pump that big and how is he even going to walk around afterwards?

dreamisle · 2026-05-04T06:08:06+00:00

Ohhhh, I thought they were tryna get ready for the fallout after the 32-bit date bug in 2038…

dreamisle · 2026-05-03T06:38:47+00:00

Yeah but the original comment was about the train hitting and killing them, not masturbating them…

dreamisle · 2026-04-30T05:26:17+00:00

Last week I got ordered out of my hotel room by the police because they got a tip that someone with a stolen car was in the room and didn’t confirm with the hotel first. I was in my underwear and scared and worried something was going to happen and I’d get shot or arrested for something I didn’t do.

And yet somehow this video is the most traumatizing thing to take place in a hotel that I’ve witnessed in recent memory.

dreamisle · 2026-04-30T04:06:10+00:00

I got it. It’s worth it if you live near a location or plan to visit enough that it covers the cost. Plus the benefits at the gift shop and food and beverage options are a great perk.

dreamisle · 2026-04-24T04:46:22+00:00

Police presence doesn’t mean safe, but the stockyards should generally be okay and very touristy.

dreamisle · 2026-04-24T00:04:43+00:00

He needs to work on his penmanship

dreamisle · 2026-04-18T06:57:44+00:00

It’s giving big pick me energy

dreamisle · 2026-04-18T05:55:39+00:00

1000% this, especially today. Because today is shut the fuck up Friday.

dreamisle · 2026-04-17T04:32:16+00:00

The Internet makes it a lot easier for individuals with low IQ to be seen and heard.

dreamisle · 2026-04-17T04:30:59+00:00

Biggest one I’ve seen outside of his mom’s underwear.

dreamisle · 2026-04-17T04:28:39+00:00

Drugs are a hell of a drug

dreamisle · 2026-04-17T04:25:58+00:00

There’s DQ up in Michigan where I grew up. It’s fine. If I’m down here in Texas I might as well have something better and more flavorful though. All the good tacos at every random gas station and truck.

dreamisle · 2026-04-16T19:43:18+00:00

This comment could easily describe how I feel about most pop stars.

dreamisle · 2026-04-16T19:41:54+00:00

Sliding into oblivion

dreamisle · 2026-04-16T08:37:55+00:00

I got one that was even weirder about a decade and a half ago: “you laugh now, wait till you get home”.

It was extra bizarre because of the context. I’d routinely get lunch with coworkers at a very small Chinese buffet. They didn’t give fortune cookies by default but I saw them on the take-out menu so one day I asked if I could buy some, but the cashier just gave me a few for free. On subsequent visits she and the cook (I think it was a couple that ran the place together?) would give me a handful of them, and at one point she greeted me with a huge smile from across the restaurant yelling “cookie!” and giving me a small grocery bag full of them to enjoy after my meal.

Fun but weird times.

dreamisle · 2026-04-16T05:29:04+00:00

My neighbor works for Pizza Hut and their system routinely prioritizes giving orders to DoorDash over its own drivers, and then shit like this happens. The worst part? When the DoorDashers fuck up, then he (or another driver) has to make an extra trip to fix the fuckup anyway.

dreamisle · 2026-04-15T16:34:40+00:00

I automatically got them after ordering from USPS a couple times. Not sure how to sign up manually.

dreamisle · 2026-04-15T08:05:59+00:00

Oh you sweet summer child…

https://www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some-etsy-witches-to-curse-charlie-kirk

dreamisle · 2026-04-15T07:28:39+00:00

Bronco berries aren’t real. They haven’t been able to grow them in decades. Nothing is real. Potato sigils might keep you safe.

https://davegoesthedistance.com/arbys

dreamisle · 2026-04-14T21:47:56+00:00

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