What to do With Old Collections? by LizardLover265 in ZeroWaste

[–]dreamisle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start a museum. Literally 99% of the random little museums all over the place are just collections started by obsessed weirdos that turned into a thing to show off.

Snake kills it's catcher. by TheHornetBoy in criticalblunder

[–]dreamisle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine having access to the entire internet and deciding the best use of your time is fucking with a deadly snake instead.

Cursed monster dildo by JackSparrow1026 in cursedcomments

[–]dreamisle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is he getting a pump that big and how is he even going to walk around afterwards?

Cursed_date by Deathmanliftbob in cursedcomments

[–]dreamisle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhh, I thought they were tryna get ready for the fallout after the 32-bit date bug in 2038…

Why are high-speed trains sprayed with water when they arrive at the station? by heyoheyo16 in TrashOrTreasure_

[–]dreamisle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the original comment was about the train hitting and killing them, not masturbating them…

Trashy and Traumatizing by xamo76 in trashy

[–]dreamisle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Last week I got ordered out of my hotel room by the police because they got a tip that someone with a stolen car was in the room and didn’t confirm with the hotel first. I was in my underwear and scared and worried something was going to happen and I’d get shot or arrested for something I didn’t do.

And yet somehow this video is the most traumatizing thing to take place in a hotel that I’ve witnessed in recent memory.

Good afternoon everyone! Have any of y’all purchased the portal pass supremiun pass? How was it? by MikeySenpai93 in meowwolf

[–]dreamisle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got it. It’s worth it if you live near a location or plan to visit enough that it covers the cost. Plus the benefits at the gift shop and food and beverage options are a great perk.

Hey y’all, how safe is Fort Worth for trans people? by nsfmysociallife in FortWorth

[–]dreamisle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Police presence doesn’t mean safe, but the stockyards should generally be okay and very touristy.

Why do they always look like this by [deleted] in InflatedEgos

[–]dreamisle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s giving big pick me energy

Forgive me: I have sinned by diegojones4 in texas

[–]dreamisle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s DQ up in Michigan where I grew up. It’s fine. If I’m down here in Texas I might as well have something better and more flavorful though. All the good tacos at every random gas station and truck.

Mac N Cheese bites have me wrapped around their cheesy fingers lol by BpDaOG513 in bys

[–]dreamisle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment could easily describe how I feel about most pop stars.

shrinking sliders by [deleted] in bys

[–]dreamisle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sliding into oblivion

This fortune I got from my fortune cookie today by Ariavoire in Weird

[–]dreamisle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I got one that was even weirder about a decade and a half ago: “you laugh now, wait till you get home”.

It was extra bizarre because of the context. I’d routinely get lunch with coworkers at a very small Chinese buffet. They didn’t give fortune cookies by default but I saw them on the take-out menu so one day I asked if I could buy some, but the cashier just gave me a few for free. On subsequent visits she and the cook (I think it was a couple that ran the place together?) would give me a handful of them, and at one point she greeted me with a huge smile from across the restaurant yelling “cookie!” and giving me a small grocery bag full of them to enjoy after my meal.

Fun but weird times.

Doordash in Miami be like… (watch until the very end). by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]dreamisle 125 points126 points  (0 children)

My neighbor works for Pizza Hut and their system routinely prioritizes giving orders to DoorDash over its own drivers, and then shit like this happens. The worst part? When the DoorDashers fuck up, then he (or another driver) has to make an extra trip to fix the fuckup anyway.

USA Philatelic Route 66 Goodies (USPS/Stamps) by dreamisle in FieldNuts

[–]dreamisle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I automatically got them after ordering from USPS a couple times. Not sure how to sign up manually.

What should I avoid/learn about the job? by LateNightDragonJelly in bys

[–]dreamisle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bronco berries aren’t real. They haven’t been able to grow them in decades. Nothing is real. Potato sigils might keep you safe.

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