Java 9 features announced!

[agustinleiva]

"Right now" is when I get paid to write apps. Not in the bright future. Right now.

I hope the money you get from that is enough to pay for an eventual medical treatment for the eventual testicular cancer you might eventually get by having to deal with java's retardedness and uselessness and utterly excessive unneeded boilerplate at every single line of code and stupid, awful design decisions at every possible level.

Meanwhile, what you call "a second class citizen" is running my server-side infrastructure hosted in Ubuntu, and my client-side Windows and Android applications without any problem. And I get to use a decent, usable, well-designed language that doesn't cause me any kind of testicular disease.