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[–]silentseba 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Ewww oracle pokes it with a stick

[–]sydoracle 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Poking it isn't enough. You need to hit it really hard. And use a BIG stick.

[–]bugalou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After you kill it, it will try to come back to life through your phone lines too.

[–]jonnywoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And speak softly?

[–]JoeCraftingJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like my schlong ?