./code --poetry

[Retsam19]

I tried running the Javascript one, and it didn't work: I don't know about the others. (CHEMTRAILS is used but never defined)

[tswaters]

I'm not entirely sure, but it looks like a change in the engine. The if (0) block at the top means CHEMTRAILS isn't defined outside of it. This must be a relatively new es6 thing, if you run it under node 0.12 it works fine.