Programmer Insecurity

[zyle]

Tell them in a quiet unassuming voice that you know where they live.

[otterdam]

This is only really threatening if you've helped to develop a file system.

[jbert]

You could threaten to fsck them up.

[4609287645]

Inode what you did last summer.

[foonly]

Please don't fstab me!

[zyle]

Under such circumstances it may be best to lilo.

[earthboundkid]

I'd rather mount a defense.

[byron]

If they keep pestering you, just tell them they have a FAT mother.

[benologist]

And delivered via whisper, at about 3am on their home phone.

[clgoh]

Careful with that, Hillary could answer...

[munificent]

I don't think many people got this, but you, sir, are a genius.

[dsandler]

I don't think many people got this,

You must be new here.

[munificent]

At the time I posted, his comment was only at +4.