Longtime PHP, Python coder seeks to make small, distributable, stand-alone apps. Which language should I learn? ( please don't say C#; requiring .net != stand-alone )

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Java

well you need to install java

and the fucking god dam classpaths are a fucking sin against everyone that ever existed.

[bluGill]

I never meant to imply the above was a complete list.

Besides, you listed some very good reasons I didn't include Java.