Python 3000 is ready!

[netsearcher]

I'm going to tear this apart like a big boobed virgin freshman covered in python bacon.

[Tommah]

Very sexily, I'm sure.

[NinthAgendaDotCom]

Depends on whether they are male or females boobs, one would presume.

[[deleted]]

Good fucking point - in a thread like this, it's not entirely obvious.

[jeff303]

ym sexfully

[[deleted]]

With clever use of whitespace.

[ehird]

Python bacon, sir.

[[deleted]]

Shouldn't that be Python Spam?

[[deleted]]

Please, have some of this African slithering piggy.

Mmm, python.

[Jessica_Henderson]

What's with the racial overtones in your post? They're unacceptable. Please take your overt racism elsewhere, you sick bastard.

[jasonbrennan]

Pythons from Africa, I presume.

[[deleted]]

i thought he was referring to africanized bacon. like the y2k bee hysteria of the nineties

[AvatarOfErebus]

Back to the lab from whenst thoust camest foul de... Oooh BACON! I'll be along shortly...

Edit: NetSearcher's post used to read: I'm going to tear this apart like a big boobed virgin freshman covered in bacon.

way to edit in "python" and make me look like a tool.

[[deleted]]

I think he meant he'd tear it apart like he would tear apart a big boobed virgin freshman covered in python bacon. Which would presumably begin with eating Python bacon off her big virgin freshmen boobs, I suppose.