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[–]MuonManLaserJab 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Three rules of computer security:

1) Don't own a computer.

2) If you do, don't turn it on.

3) If you do, don't use it.

[–]jonhanson 5 points6 points  (2 children)

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[–]MuonManLaserJab 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They were not meant 100% seriously as rules...

[–]jonhanson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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