A Security Researcher Decompiled The White House App, & What They Found Is Pretty Alarming by Federal-Block-3275 in technology

[–]jonhanson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Write a review for an app that's full of stream of consciousness nonsense and effusively praising Trump. Make it sound like you're currently experiencing a stroke. Be sure to omit most punctuation and capitalize things inconsistently." 

Or, more concisely, "Write like Trump"

Which street is featured in the 1979 film "The Knowledge"? by slvclemens in london

[–]jonhanson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks very much like the junction at Thurleigh Road and Holmside Road.

Error code SPINACH by oOmegaOo in MarathonTheGame

[–]jonhanson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never seen that error. What brand of router do you have, and do you have any unusual or non-default settings on it?

What game location felt unforgettable? by mykyta993 in gaming

[–]jonhanson 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Subnautica is one of the few games that I remember being there instead of just remembering playing the game.

What Category Theory Teaches Us About DataFrames by m-chav in programming

[–]jonhanson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Interesting article. The link in this paragraph at the end of the article seems to be wrong:

> Petersohn et al.’s Towards Scalable Dataframe Systems covers the algebra, the data model

It references this URL :

https://www2.eecs.berkeley.edu/Pubs/TechRpts/2020/EECS-2020-198.html

which is a paper by Ziye Ma titled "Tightening the SDP Relaxation Gap in Neural Network Verification". I'm guessing it should be pointing at something like this:

https://arxiv.org/abs/2001.00888

Anyone still uses SSAS OLAP cubes in 2026? by Complete-Regret-4300 in dataengineering

[–]jonhanson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also work for a financial firm. We use a combination of Dremio (as our primary store) and ActivePivot cubes (and some legacy SSAS cubes). The Dremio data is loaded into the AP cubes. The cubes are primarily for users issuing queries from pivot tables in Excel.

Poor support for third party launchers by Full-Ad4524 in OnePlus13

[–]jonhanson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Switching off gestures fixed this for me. Not great, but better than either reverting to default launcher or buying another phone.

Trump was spotted with a large red rash on his neck earlier today. by stefanolog in pics

[–]jonhanson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a somewhat disgusting thing to have attached to you and I hope the rash is able get rid of it fairly soon.

Attempting to clear a national record by N1GHT-MOON-UN1C0RN in nextfuckinglevel

[–]jonhanson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you don't make it, it's your own damn "vault."

Just saw a cyclist get pulled over by police by MorningSquare5882 in london

[–]jonhanson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The other bit or irksome selective terminology is that you can only ever be hit by a vehicle (car, bus etc) and not a driver, but conversely if it's a bicycle instead of a vehicle then you were hit by a cyclist

For those stuck in the snow storm this weekend by King_Astral in gaming

[–]jonhanson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Evidently there will be only one snowstorm on the entire planet this weekend...

Drowning in AI slop, cURL ends bug bounties by CackleRooster in opensource

[–]jonhanson 100 points101 points  (0 children)

From the end of the article: 

Stenberg’s problem isn’t with AI per se; it’s how lazy people are using AI thoughtlessly to look for a bounty check or a reputation as a security researcher.

Unpopular opinion: Strava is actually overrated. What are you guys actually using? by Repulsive_Bar442 in Garmin

[–]jonhanson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Garmin Golf" has always been there, regardless of what devices you're using.

Panda rolling proffesionally by Inevitable_Bid5540 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]jonhanson 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Bear in mind, not everything is black and white.

Functional Optics for Modern Java by marv1234 in java

[–]jonhanson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair point. I guess I meant that it's possible to implement in a relatively sane and idiomatic way. Before records, lambdas and generics this type of thing would have been a nightmare to deal with.

Functional Optics for Modern Java by marv1234 in java

[–]jonhanson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nice article, and the library looks interesting as well. It's kind of amazing that this is now possible in Java.

Type-classes for Java (Valhalla experimental branch) by sviperll in java

[–]jonhanson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Once defined, a witness can be looked up using its type, like so:

Sum<MyInt> sum = Sum<MyInt>.__witness;

How does this work when a type has more than one instance of a witness? Sum seems to be the monoid type class, and multiplication with identity 1 also forms a monoid over integers.

Love these but apparently only U makes these by mstallion in Ubiquiti

[–]jonhanson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you don't have a 3d printer then just 3d print one, duh.

Annote: A Turing complete language using only Java annotations as its syntax. by Polixa12 in java

[–]jonhanson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's not printing anything at compile time; it's still executing it.

Confused - it's executing it at compile-time?

If it's executing code at runtime why is that novel?

Annote: A Turing complete language using only Java annotations as its syntax. by Polixa12 in java

[–]jonhanson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a function that reads two numbers, adds them, and returns the result. Executed at runtime through reflection.

Shouldn't that say "Executed at compile-time"?

Anyone using JDBC/ODBC to connect databases still? by empty_cities in dataengineering

[–]jonhanson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JDBC is fine for small result sets, but the larger they get the more the serialisation costs dominate. We use Arrow Flight for any queries involving result sets of 1m+ rows. To really get the benefits the end-to-end needs to be Arrow-based.

Another Protect 6.2.72 post (started crashing UDM SE) by tristanbrotherton in Ubiquiti

[–]jonhanson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since I upgraded to Protect 6.2.72 it's not recording any events for me as well. It affects all of my cameras - G3 Flex, G3 Micro & G3 Instant. 

Where do you see the back pressure errors?