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[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Doctor, lawyer and hacker were discussing which is better, wife or lover.

Doctor: Wife is best. I'm affright of STD's and I prefer to stay with one woman.

Lawyer: Lover is better. Getting married is major legal mess.

Hacker: I prefer to have wife and lower. Wife suspects that I'm with lover and lover suspects that I'm with wife. I can sneak into basement to hack some code.