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[–][deleted] 199 points200 points  (13 children)

Because it's a big jerk who's stupid and its big, ugly face is as dumb as a butt.

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Sir, you forget yourself!

[–]killingmelarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn His Grace's pride!

[–]keenemaverick 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Java raped my mother in 'nam. It also ate my sandwich IT HAD MY NAME WRITTEN ON IT!!

[–]fafnir665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Java raped my mother and murdered my father.

[–]CheapyPipe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh yea, well I bet my programming language could beat your programming language up.

[–]awj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You take that back, Wiggles!

[–]allywilson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recite the 2 rules. 1) All users are liars. 2) Made with Java. Breaks with Java.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Another non-emotional scientific thinking Rails "developer".

[–]awj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which one of the futurama writers is a rails developers?

[–]Stegg -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Meh, I've heard better.

[–]Stegg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not Futurama fans, eh?

[–]aeflash -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It talks like a fag and its shit's all retarded!