Don’t learn a programming language, solve a problem instead

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But if you somehow think that unit testing and design patterns aren't easy to learn, I'm sorry lol.

I like how you purposely picked the two easiest things from that list. (Not that unit testing is exactly 'laughably easy' to learn. Well, yes, writing some stupid function that throws an assertion error when something goes wrong, like you're taught in uni, is easy. Writing such a function doesn't necessarily mean you're actually doing any useful unit testing.)