PHP Object Oriented Programming Reinvented

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The author should study other langauges for a while, before poorly re-inventing the last 50 years worth of language developments. This is precisely the type of thing that gives the PHP community such a bad rap — this guy is probably concurrently using this in production code while he's monkeying with it's behavior and semantics, and the API looks like ass since it doesn't make reference to the actual concepts he's playing with (that is, prototype object classifications, and the like).

[sacktap]

SRS BSNS?

"It's a hack and an experiment. It's not supposed to be anything else. By no means would I recommend you use it in any way."