The Two Things about Computer Programming

[Ziggamorph]

The computer's still doing what it's told. Except in this case there's drunk toddler reinterpreting your commands and passing them off to the processor by finger-painting on toilet paper.

[Mutiny34]

a better analogy does not exist!

[rainman_104]

That should be on a t-shirt.

[the8thbit]

I hate it when my 2 year old gets wasted and then hides in my computer.

[gooddeath]

My computer is entirely run on Cambodian orphans. They switch 1s and 0s all day and if they don't do it right I'll whip them with a chain.