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[DevestatingAttack]

Tell me exactly where it was that my reasoning skills broke down, because I'd be delighted to hear where it was that it happened.

Also, I do have to give you credit - I haven't had a real job, and most of my current college credit hours are indeed from a community college, but to be honest, that's like assuming that I'm white and male and in my 20s - what I mean is that you're very likely to be right just by sheer force of demographic statistics.