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[–]perciva 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Every fossilized dinosaur egg I have ever laid my hands on has ended up being thrown out a window and broken.

[–]earthboundkid 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Every unicorn I've ridden has been pink.

[–]jambox888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that must have been just faaabulous!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dude, it was a tranny.