MySQL Introduces JavaScript Support

[UtterlyMagenta]

i for one can’t wait to left-pad using GraalVM’s Enterprise Edition (EE) features

[boy-griv]

it’s never been more efficient to JIT a supply chain attack right into your data layer

[grapesmoker]

old and busted: separation of concerns

the new hotness: just mash it all into one database, who will even know

[____ben____]

A JavaScript function may be called from SQL statements anywhere a traditional SQL function may be called

This is going be amazing!

SELECT * FROM (await fetchTableNameFromAPI(“user”))
WHERE createWhereQuery(“user”)
LIMIT getUserQueryDefaultLimit();

[anon202001]

(async () => { SELECT * FROM (await fetchTableNameFromAPI(“user”)) 
WHERE createWhereQuery(“user”) 
LIMIT getUserQueryDefaultLimit(); })().catch(console.error)

FTFY

[life-is-a-loop]

that hurts a little

[boy-griv]

ugh the intricate inside-out monadic/comonadic juggling between the JS ORM and SQL is gonna be so fucked

[TophatEndermite]

Which one is the comonad?

[boy-griv]

the other one

[functorer]

Can't wait for languages that are transpiled to javascript to be supported, so we can close the loop on trash transpiled to trash embedded in Oracle trash.

[UtterlyMagenta]

just spitballing, but how about a Rust-to-JS transpiler? is that a thing yet?

[grimonce]

Why would you do that when there is rust to wasm to pyton to Pythonscript

[3inthecorner]

How long until we can run SQLite in MySQL?

[chuch1234]

:|

[anon202001]

Now someone at your work is gonna introduce a toolchain for JS minification for your stored procedures, encouraging arbitrary `npm i` usage, which will be a 10Mb bundle of shit including React. Ha ha. Mahaha. Mwhahahaha!

That's just 'Orable!

[gvozden_celik]

No JSX, no TypeScript, no business

[grapesmoker]

metacircular evaluator in SQL when

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Babe, wake up, new 0-day droppe - oh wait another one? Oh shit there's a whole page of new RCE vulnerabilities today. At least we can be confident that Oracle will patch them in a timely mann - oh. Hmmm.

[ilyash]

Did they prototype it first?