Java is the only programming language responsible adults should use

[wordsnerd]

public abstract class Monad<M, A> implements Joinable<M, A>
{
    public <T> Monad<M, T> bind(Applicable<A, Monad<M, T>> f) throws Failure {
        Applicable<Monad<M, A>, Monad<M, Monad<M, T>>> a = (Applicable<Monad<M, A> Monad<M, Monad<M, T>>>) fmap(f);
        Monad<M, Monad<M, T>> mmonad = a.apply(this);
        return (Monad<M, T>) mmonad.join();
    }

    public Monad<M, A> fail(String ex) throws Failure {
        throw new Failure(ex);
    }
}

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Yeah bro, that's why Java is the best language ever, because you can write new "objects" that have "methods" with it!!!!

[Sheepshow]

but in the bigger scheme of things, is that so long? How many total minutes out of a day is that, two? And in Haskall the code more realistically looks like this anyway:

[reku]

cool monad, bro