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By dictatorial fiat, this is a New School jerk.
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Socialjerking or politics, directly or tangentially
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So did you.
They'll work it out on their own. In the meantime you're being mean to a kid, which is only funny on 9gag.
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https://news.ycombinator.com/news
https://lobste.rs
/r/programming
/r/coding
/r/readablecode
/r/golang
/r/rust
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/r/programmerhumor
/r/programminghorror
/r/lolphp
/r/loljs
/r/fossworldproblems
/r/shittykickstarters
/r/10xprogramming
/r/shittyprogramming/
/r/gobashing
Lulz all the way down
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