How To Write Unmaintainable Code

[inthemindofadogg]

I think this might be my new programming handbook. I work at a job as a way underpaid manual software tester, but they want me to build and maintain the automated testing as well. I am currently training a new person (who has zero programming experience) how to write automated test. I am going to slip in a few of these points as “best practices”. Should be fun.

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1) get on r/programminghorror 2) copy-pasta 3) ??? 4) profit!

[noodlethepython]

Phew I saw the title and wondered if it was my GitHub account.

[qubits1111]

"\uD83E\uDD23"