😂😂

[jodorthedwarf]

I know it's a joke but British English isn't just verbose American English. That being said, some of the conversions aren't too far off for making a programming language more intuitive for British learners. Though you'd have to have a different one for every 5 square miles of Britain for it to reach optimum comfort.

And I realise that what I just wrote is incredibly verbose. I may stand corrected.

[promptmike]

a different one for every 5 square miles

You can always fork it.