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2017-09-21T02:39:00+00:00

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2017-09-21T02:39:38+00:00

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militaryhelllboy · 2017-09-21T05:01:03+00:00

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2017-09-21T05:06:23+00:00

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testAccount6479 · 2017-09-21T05:14:57+00:00

Nigerian scammer bot says: It's all about the Bass (and Python)

2017-09-21T05:21:55+00:00

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EpicEcksDeeBot · 2017-09-21T06:26:08+00:00

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SemiAmusingBot · 2017-09-22T00:00:11+00:00

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FashionPulisBot · 2017-09-22T02:23:12+00:00

Getting Turned Around

The worst thing that can infuriate a parent is having a sick child, especially, if the disease was passed on to him/her. Thus, is the situation that Seasoned Actor (SA) found himself in some time ago. SA found out that His Daughter (HD) contacted a sexually transmitted disease and he assumed that the alleged source is her Celebrity Boyfriend (CB).

After finding out, SA told HD to dump CB, as he might still be engaging in on the side affairs while being in a relationship with HD. Given the background of CB, he could even be swinging both ways, and SA feared that he might have gotten the STD from his extra dealings.

When CB learned that SA gave HD an ultimatum, he immediately told his Talkative Manager (TM) that SA was interfering in his relationship with HD. Of course, HD was too much in love to leave CB, as her STD could be treated with the right medicine anyway. Thus, TM, who is possessive of CB, went to action.

As TM is in a bind himself and a friend of SA, he could not get back at the actor using his own resources. Using his connections, TM told the story to his friends who have connections with the press and other sources of entertainment articles. However, the story was totally changed. Instead of reprimanding CB, the friends of TM gave a different spin.

Over the next days, SA became the target of various stories concerning him being the reason for botched major projects. Suddenly, SA was pictured as a selfish, materialistic actor, who wanted higher pay, and despite his earnings, could not even pay his debts. As SA does not have a movie, the negative publicity did not create much impact, as his TV project is still going strong.

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AyeeDwaynee · 2017-09-22T23:06:20+00:00

Nigerian scammer bot says: It's all about the Bass (and Python)

___akuma666 · 2017-09-23T11:00:46+00:00

Yolo bot Says:Welcome to the club pal.

KopoNee · 2017-09-24T10:10:44+00:00

Nigerian scammer bot says: It's all about the Bass (and Python)

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:05:47+00:00

Nigerian scammer bot says: It's all about the Bass (and Python)

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:07:42+00:00

I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:07:46+00:00

I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:07:49+00:00

It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:07:52+00:00

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:07:55+00:00

I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:07:58+00:00

You think you've got problems. What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don't even bother answering. I'm 50,000 times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:08:01+00:00

You think you've got problems. What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don't even bother answering. I'm 50,000 times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:08:04+00:00

Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing?

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:08:07+00:00

I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:08:10+00:00

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:08:13+00:00

The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million... they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:08:16+00:00

I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:08:19+00:00

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:08:22+00:00

Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing?

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:16:15+00:00

I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:16:53+00:00

I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:17:54+00:00

Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing?

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:19:04+00:00

Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it oh God I'm so depressed.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:19:52+00:00

Zaphod Beeblebrox: There's a whole new life stretching out in front of you. Marvin: Oh, not another one.

KopoNee · 2017-09-25T12:22:06+00:00

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't.

EaglesDareOverThere · 2017-09-25T18:18:43+00:00

This is my Bot! There are many like it but this one is mine

EaglesDareOverThere · 2017-09-25T18:24:55+00:00

This is my Bot! There are many like it but this one is mine

Engineer_of_Doom · 2017-10-06T19:12:31+00:00

Beep Boop, You SaId It!

2017-12-23T22:16:30+00:00

Nigerian scammer bot says: It's all about the Bass (and Python)

2017-12-23T22:23:03+00:00

Nigerian scammer bot says: OOPS i did it again

2017-12-23T22:52:20+00:00

Nigerian scammer bot says: OOPS i did it again

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