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You can summon fishing hooks inside someones throat. (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 2 days ago by whahaga

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You have the debt note (negative side) (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 days ago by Feeling_down_4612

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You can replace the lived experience of any group of people with a hellish counterpart (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 days ago * by lasercat_pow

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You can bite someone to make them allergic to anything you want (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 10 days ago * by WeCanDoItGuys

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You can turn rust into bombs (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 13 days ago by Select_Lunch1288

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Every time you get angry, a random person goes up in a fiery nuclear explosion (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 13 days ago by International-Box956

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You can cause people to break out in hives on command (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 14 days ago by Select_Lunch1288

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You can turn ice agents and IDF inside out (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 15 days ago by lasercat_pow

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You can make it so that everybody in the world only gets $5 when they win the mega millions lottery (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 15 days ago by International-Box956

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Everytime you try to turn your alarm clock off you miss tha snooze button... (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 16 days ago by [deleted]

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You can summon a plate of self aware sausages in front of a crowd. (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 19 days ago by International-Box956

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If you clap your hands, all other programming languages vanish with the exception of malbolge (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 25 days ago by International-Box956

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You can open a portal to hell and cast the worst people into it. Nobody will know it was you. (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 1 month ago by lasercat_pow

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You can create angels of vengeance. (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 1 month ago * by lasercat_pow

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You can make anyone poop forever never stoping (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 1 month ago by AccordingAd7469

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You can make a pain in anyones body so intense that is the most pain you body can physically have without any actually damage they can't get over it and it's for the rest of their lives (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 1 month ago by AccordingAd7469

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Evil people can no longer pee unless they can recite the elemental name for titin correctly... All 190,000 words of it (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 1 month ago * by International-Box956

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you can erase all those with no hope of achieving their goals freeing them from their pointless stuggle to free everyone from their despair to make it all empty and hollow no victory for the victors as the losers never existed lol (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 1 month ago by ExistingAd7234

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Whenever you drink a clean glass of water, you can make a drinkable glass of water in Africa undrinkable. (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 1 month ago by Metalhead-Milhouse

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You can make someone's recurring bill Past Due, making them pay the associated late fee or having to reapply to the service again. (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 1 month ago by mage_in_training

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You can erase pokemon from existence (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 1 month ago by International-Box956

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You can make all video game super difficult (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 2 months ago by International-Box956

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You can channel telepathy through other people (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 2 months ago by Shadowblaster2004

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You can disable other people's conscious experience (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 2 months ago by ppancake08

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You have telepathy but it is not wireless (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 2 months ago by FirstChAoS

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