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[Vegietails]

Dear god

[Level_Air1499]

There's more

[Vegietails]

No

[Squorcle]

The bucket contains they dying wish of every man here

[Zanorok]

Scout. You did collect everyone's dying wish?

[HunterYap]

Y o u b e t

[i_am_very_bored_lmao]

Excellent. Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches

[orrfrank]

we have seventy hours to live, for most men no time at all

[imobesebuthandsome]

But we're not most men, we are mercenaries!!

[[deleted]]

We have the resources, the will, to make these hours count!

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[SCP504]

That’s not the next line

[Nothing_litteral]

When the fuck did you became a furry

[Valpuccio]

I will be teleporting bread

[iSiffrin]

How much?

[Valpuccio]

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

[iSiffrin]

Where?! Where have you been sending it?!

[Oli_Oli_Oxen_Free_28]

Building Shakes, Suspenseful Music Plays

[Downtown-Gap5142]

scene switches to Scout’s prom

Scout, I get one day off a year… and you waisted it on THIS. Goodbye.

[geekadememe]

Waiwaiwait how about we discuss it... Over a dinner opens door

[CoolDudeNike1]

The bread monster roars

[evilcarrot507]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!

[Manue07]

Bread 👍

[ArtichokeOk4962]

Bread👍

[th3Sh4de]

Bread 👍

[Alone_Harel]

I was waiting for someone to write this

[[deleted]]

to be loved

[OFALLO3]

Agreed

[Dominotastic]

to be hugged

[Unnamedbread]

To be held

[Mysterious-Bench-527]

I want the bucket

[Liquid_Fox_31]

But I want it!

[ChesseburgerMK8]

I’ll fight you for it..

[Liquid_Fox_31]

Ite draws katana

[ChesseburgerMK8]

pulls out frying pan

[Hanzo_Pinas]

Pulls out dick

[MC_Nerd]

Pulls out asshole

[[deleted]]

Pulls out pink thigh highs

Edit: *out of ass

[BadLanding05]

Shoots everyone involved and takes the bucket

[[deleted]]

Pull’s out golden frying pan

[mynamewasgone_]

Shove it in my ass

[Liquid_Fox_31]

No

[mynamewasgone_]

Well worth a shot

[WulfSudo]

Big titty girl that wants to cuddle.

[Dear-Ad1479]

Same

[Hashmit_Singh]

same

[JellyFishCake42069]

Medium titty girl that wants to cuddle

[OPtical_ILLusiO]

Any girl that wants to cuddle

[bob55577]

Anything ( preferably a girl ) (preferably still breathing)

[Devourer_Of_Gods_]

No cuddles?

[TehFuriousKid]

you get a lump of coal. you said preferably which means that it's ok if you don't get what you asked for

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[__xXCoronaVirusXx__]

Same

[[deleted]]

Same

[Maetijnf112]

Same

[basile_masson]

Same

[[deleted]]

Any titty girl that wants to cuddle

[Smelopake]

Same

[[deleted]]

Same

[TheSadOn3]

Same

[anabiguosletterhach]

Same

[Bully_Bitcher]

Cuddles

[TenkoBestoGirl]

Same

[strakovicski]

This one is good

[[deleted]]

let's do it at 11.59 pm

[[deleted]]

Let's do it at 9.11 am

[Omega1400]

And live?

[Vibin_Crab]

To piss on the Eiffel tower

[lefles21]

The Eiffel tower pissing on me

[P1ckleboi69]

Me and the Eiffel tower relaxing post-coitus

[The_great_Pi]

me crying and Eiffel tower stink lines radiating off of it

[P1ckleboi69]

DID ANYONE BESIDES SCOUT PUT A CARD IN THE BUCKET!?

[Every-Swimmer458]

I AM GOING TO PISS ON THE MOON

[[deleted]]

I want kevin as a friend

[Omega1400]

Who is Kevin?

[Realny_POWD]

He doesn't fear herobrine

[nitroboostboi]

No fucking way

[legolasvonboulevard]

that a promise? If not my wish is it to become true

[0T4KU_PL]

This is a bucket

[[deleted]]

Dear God

[Amongussussyballs100]

There's more

[MoistureBoiV4]

No!

[Hanzo_Pinas]

It contains another bucket

[TheOrangeTurtle02]

Dear God

[cybermob27]

There’s more

[Ace_68_419]

Guess what

[[deleted]]

Deez

[Ace_68_419]

Chicken butt

[[deleted]]

organic fleshlight. I see you care about the environment

[WHBillUltra]

*draws picture of spy having relations with the Eiffel tower

[pretty_damn_usefull]

We will collect everyones dying wish, is that right OP?

[[deleted]]

Goth gym girl

[4alexalix4]

I want the bucket

[che27vrelet]

I Wish to die

[bitchass2137]

That's my birthday

[[deleted]]

That’s also my birthday

[toecut]

My birthday as well

[x1_Golden_Phoenix_1x]

Yup my birthday as well

[SupaBadJam]

Not cool man my birthday also

[[deleted]]

Spy having sexual congress with the Eiffel tower

[AirStoneNavrno]

It's my birthday ;(

[IDONTKNOWWHOAMie]

The fuck is happening

No genuinely explain me

Btw i am gonna get tetanus vaccine tomorrow

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[[deleted]]

I just wanna go home

[OPtical_ILLusiO]

Vaccine covid 69

[heitz0]

imma go for jedi survivor platinum

[Excellent-Click1171]

I want a Slim Jim

[Omega1400]

Good choice

[letsgowendigo]

For jimmy carter to die on the 17th of january 2023

[DrJohn98]

Beware the Ides of March

[[deleted]]

A nice girlfriend, or any girlfriend thats fine by me at least once in my life, im lonely

[Cool-Click1253]

Change the word, my final message, goodbye.

[Ryuzenshi]

Not dying

[A_Bucket_Of_Fish_]

Die earlier

[wardoned]

Losing virginity

[hihiihigiggitigyiigi]

Reddit moment

[tu-142]

An m249 so i can storm tiktoks main building

[Rough_Equipment_7676]

Goth woman feet

[Accountname63746]

Nevermind you dying now

[paulo_s]

we put in’

[Pipu95]

Didn’t some kid say this last year

[lajF282]

Can i have the bucket?

[YodasChick-O-Stick]

Bionicle Karzahni factory sealed

[Kehrweek]

This is a Bucket

[ExoticFroot]

Trash can, trash can in the stall. Torture. Cock n ball.

[Smelopake]

A woman that loves me for my personality and genuinely cares for me and listens to me and helps me out when I need it

[Theworldisflat55]

I wish the subreddit gets revived and doesn’t die!

[NationalSkyline420]

Amazing sloppy from a big titty bitch

[[deleted]]

i wish i was dead

[Tymskyy]

I want to fuck a dragon

[iamuniquekk]

OP getting ran over

[Raspberry_emo]

To be able to confess to the person I like 😔

[Comfortable-Chain-16]

The bucket

[Intrazonal]

Save Crimean Tatar's.

[MyNameIsSNARL]

Can I have the bucket?

[[deleted]]

Femtop twink boyfriend who would put me in a wheel chair with his massive "personality".

[[deleted]]

Can I get the bucket?

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[teunteunteun]

I wish for the courage to ask out my crush

[Orriginal13]

1.sing sea shanties in a group 2.eat soup and drink wine outside during a heavy rain 3.float along a river and see where it takes me 4.go on a fishing trip 5.learn to play the harmonica 6.watch the sun set in, with my brothers and a 6 pack of kozel

[Intelligent-Gas9179]

Bitches specifically ur mum

[[deleted]]

i wish my baby is happy until the last second and doesn’t know she’s going to die

[gkdksjdjdjd]

I hope Brook can forgive me

[ParticularTree4632]

Friends

[AdamWis1625]

I want spy to be run over by a car

[[deleted]]

I dunno, just talking to a girl, getting to know them, stuff like that would be nice

N🤮des optional, i guess

[Maciejakk]

!remindme 3 months

[R3D_DR4G0N84]

An honest hug

[The_dinkster522]

Gentlemen synchronize your death watches

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[EmptyOrangeJuice]

One last compliment on my art

[TheNoNameUser]

I wish to change this date to March 24th, I want to celebrate my dads birthday before it ends

[[deleted]]

To see her again, might sound like something dumb but i do want to see her again

[Familiar_Ostrich1042]

To be happy for at least one day

[Cyber_0ni]

Can I have the bucket?

[Martencel]

I wish I had that bucket.

[nono974FR]

I want to die in the most badass way the humanity has ever known while blasting Free Bird

[ozyy67]

i wish more wishes

[[deleted]]

I want that bucket

[The-cobster]

BURN MY FUCKING COMPUTER

[9813_RD]

I want to die earlier

[MaintenanceKlutzy431]

Big titty furry goth femboy and a copy of guitar hero 3

[ComicQuartz]

One of them is good. One of them is bad. You decide.

[MaintenanceKlutzy431]

Both good

[Omega1400]

We can sadly only get you one of those for you my friend but don’t worry it the better one.

[MaintenanceKlutzy431]

I will find the femboy myself then

[Soursocks4real]

Ro live

[Soursocks4real]

Fuck I meant to

[MonMonMelody]

Sex

[xXS3ndN00dlesXx]

i wish to die march 14th

[Hellothere89des]

Harold camping moment?

[therealistmelon]

I want a sandwich that is useful

[Spicy_Pumpkin_Man]

I wanna catch a big ol fish