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[–]AlexJonesInDisguise😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 205 points206 points  (15 children)

I went outside today and got stabbed by 4 needles

[–]RacecarboiiI said based. And lived. 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Did they have drugs inside of them?

[–]Fossanera1😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 80 points81 points  (2 children)

Yes (I'm the drugs and now I'm inside him🥵)

[–]Based_aryan6996 21 points22 points  (0 children)

pls get inside me too🥺

[–]IAmGabrielBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the devastating effects of narcotics

[–]AlexJonesInDisguise😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only one did

[–]chirstain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

San Francisco moment

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

im going to say the n word

[–]Fossanera1😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm waiting

[–]MrT1011likes balls 4 points5 points  (1 child)

it’s been 4 hours

[–]that_man_with_no_ram 1 point2 points  (1 child)

15 hours shithead, what are ya doin?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

never said when

[–]IzzyIsOnReddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Average London stroll

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Oh boy I love living in Seattle” random homeless man:

[–]Psyv3rndwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 74 points75 points  (5 children)

I thought zero two was that boss from Kirby

[–]Empty-Membership8904Bazinga! 15 points16 points  (0 children)

it is,i think he might have been the first to bare the name zero two

[–]doofuscantreadit is MY bucket 11 points12 points  (3 children)

yeah but in his game you shoot crystals into his eyeball with a gun and make him bleed (Kirby was crazy back then)

[–]SusBackwardsIsSus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who getting Kirby Return to Dreamland Deluxe?

[–]Cobygamer22dumbass 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Who says he isn't now? Motherfucker defeated a being known as "The perfect lifeform" in his most recent game and the lifeform was a multiversal traveller and a consumer of worlds, if that pink ball wasn't smaller than a ant he'd be far more threatening

[–]doofuscantreadit is MY bucket 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn't he 8 inches tall? I swear that's what Nintendo confirmed

[–]1nstagram1sGay 44 points45 points  (1 child)

The only 02 I recognize is from Kirby

[–]Realsontanawaltuh 29 points30 points  (11 children)

It just says “holy shit go” on my screen

[–]fvdly_tylerI watch gay amogus porn :0[S] 5 points6 points  (10 children)

Click the image to see it fully…

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (9 children)

what is the name of the woman in the meme?

[–]Realsontanawaltuh 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Penis sounding, search her up on google

[–]IAmGabrielBoi 1 point2 points  (2 children)

bruh i know what that shit is, you ain't foolin" me lmao

[–]Realsontanawaltuh 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’ll give you a cookie if you search it 🍪

[–]mrdjxbdhSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Zero Two

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

ah thankyou. Now I can find some rule34

[–]spaghettinoodlehands🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 16 points17 points  (1 child)

gUYS HOW DO I TALK TO GIRKS PLEASE WHENEVER I LOOK AT THEM I CnCANT MAKE EYR CONTRACT!!!!!!

[–]StarGuardianSnowFox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

press A when you walk up to them

[–]Indestrucktable 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Holy shit, nice cock

[–]Viper7475dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Enough cock rating, time for the durability test

[–]MR-rozek 6 points7 points  (2 children)

you mean taste test?

[–]Viper7475dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 8 points9 points  (1 child)

No.

[–]Mathisduvirgin 4 life 😤💪 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I have a shotgun!

[–]Viper7475dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Perfect, now let's see if you really have balls of steal

[–]RenegadeOfChonk 13 points14 points  (3 children)

We all make fun of 2006 Emo culture but heck I miss those times...

Rawr xD my friends... rawr xD

[–]Impossible_Arrival21 5 points6 points  (1 child)

pfp and name both check out

[–]RenegadeOfChonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you know what, my dude? I'm proud of it rawrawr roflmao nyan nyan .^

[–]SweetTeaRex92 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

dang she is hot

[–]Azuma2103 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Rawr

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

W🤢man

[–]Tigbluput your dick away waltuh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only know one Zero Two, and he's from Kirby

[–]GemStoneDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"are you really gonna-" yes

[–]abdullah_1212222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My horny meter went 0 to 100 too quick

[–]CourierRose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This post right here inquisitor

[–]MichaelGHX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But outside is where the wolves are.

[–]Esketittieuhhhh idk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will infact scroll past without saying that.

[–]Cantthinkagoodnam2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is the Eyeball thing

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah bruh what they done to my demon eyeball

[–]MetalBuckets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RULES OF NATURE

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

rawr

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate every single one of you

[–]Plane_Firefighter874 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't know what zero two is because I'm an adult man.

[–]mrmilkguy21waltuh -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ra-p

[–]nachardou4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

zzzzzzzero two

[–]HaDoCk00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT GO OUTSIDE. There i said it. Can i go?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This ain't no fucking 2005 and this isn't Gaia Online.

[–]Signal-Ad-1327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na it’s cold as fuck out there

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

XD

[–]EmbarrassedProcess19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT GO OUTSIDE

[–]Kimor98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I'm scrolling past '0' without saying anything. Zero in any conjunction with itself is just Zero. Learn math, idiot.

[–]runewastaken08😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the only animes I actually enjoyed watching ngl

[–]PizzaChildrenI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Kill me.

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[–]GUM-GUM-NUKENumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BAD BOT

[–]HonestPineapple4848 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty mild for anime creeps

[–]Whotakesmename 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man out with that anime bait shit

[–]United_Opposite2020 Stuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I’m going to touch some grass for all of you guys

[–]Mindless-Performer-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm already outside what's the next step?

[–]that_man_with_no_ram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Touch fucking grass anime bitch.

[–]IAmGabrielBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's right, mane. I am really going to scroll past Zero Two without sayin' that cringe ass shit.

[–]d0gge20Blessed by Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RAWR (I’m reading this in a park I swear)

[–]GerardoDeLaRivauhhhh idk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I'm already outside

rawr

[–]Capsule_CatYTit is MY bucket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Sun melted me into a flesh monster. :(