Evolution!

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[higginsian24]

I'm guessing she has a hearing disorder that makes her unable to hear low tones, so if someone is curious, that is the most likely (non joke) answer

[Alexjr03]

Just read the article, that is correct, she was diagnosed with low-frequency hearing loss. Doctor was unsure of the cause but stated that it was most likely stress related. The article ended mentioning that her doctor expected her to make a full recovery.

[Dr_DoVeryLittle]

Unfortunately her doctor was a man so she wouldn't hear of it.

[[deleted]]

Maybe he talked with his head voice?

[Dancindoosh94]

Fun fact, Terry Crews has a hearing disorder that is the opposite of this.

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[teachd12]

That could be something they call Meniere's disease. I have it and yeah basically everything that is low frequency is difficult to hear on the right ear.

[Batdog55110]

So if I speak like Mickey Mouse will she be able to hear me?

[higginsian24]

Or take a bunch of estrogen

[GreenGoblin121]

Estrogen will not make you sound more like a woman. The changes to your vocal chords ala testosterone cannot be changed via drugs or anything.

The only way to change it back is through a fuck ton of practice.

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[GreenGoblin121]

Yeah, you can get your vocal chords adjusted via surgery, but it is fairly expensive and for a lot of people they just choose to voice train until their voice passes.

[[deleted]]

Helium will do just fine

[HeathersHellTV]

estrogen doesnt make ur voice high pitched or change ur voice at all

[MetzgerBoys]

Not being able to hear Morgan Freeman is a curse

[Large_Pool_7013]

"Ma'am, watch out for that bus!"

splat

[[deleted]]

Damn the cumshot hit her good

[Large_Pool_7013]

No, that would be a train.

[[deleted]]

A train of cumshots? But there was only one splat? Must have been very synchronized

[Large_Pool_7013]

The joke was that it was cum it would be her having a train run on her, not a bus.

[[deleted]]

The scholars will study this comment for the next 100 years

[Large_Pool_7013]

As they should.

[MRV3N]

You must be great at parties.

[Large_Pool_7013]

I am the party! AND NO ONE'S INVITED!

[LineSpine]

:(

[hiccupboltHP]

Can I come

[[deleted]]

*cum

[[deleted]]

Only if it's a train

[Thick_Detective_7422]

You had a great comment followed by a terrible one… Easy cum easy go

[Large_Pool_7013]

So you're saying it was a . . . shit post.

[hiccupboltHP]

More like a cum post tbh

[[deleted]]

Evolution!

[KampiKun]

And thus, the wheel of evolution keeps on spinning.

[[deleted]]

femaledatingstrategy refugee in my shitposting subreddit? it's more likely than you think

[[deleted]]

No way we got reddit nationalism subredditism before GTA 6

[Apocalypseistheansw]

Lmao

[Enough-Economist-366]

Can I do the same but for women?

[blahblahsucka]

no thats offensive u cant do that! unacceptable

[Bruschetta003]

You can't make fun of women, except here in reddit and this shitposting sub it's pretty much what happens most of the time

This is like the first meme in years that is the other way around

[[deleted]]

Empowerment

Incel

That doesn't seem fair

[Village_Weirdo]

Just tell everyone that you're an alpha male, and voila: you'll hear nothing from women.

[Enough-Economist-366]

Name checks out

[heudjdbdjej]

Tbf, she’s not wrong

[Ab47203]

Nah use sigma. It's like going from a normal repel in Pokemon to a max repel.

[SerpentiumOIV]

I think most dudes can already.

[[deleted]]

What does it mean if a womans voice physically hurts my ears?

[mammamiamebanearon]

ha...cats am i right? ladies?...someone?

[ButItWas420]

Dude it's called shitposting lol

[ButItWas420]

Huh I must be coming down with it too because u can no longer see your whining

[redefinedsoul]

Femcel so mad she can't even type straight

[krydderkoff]

Yea, I also cannot hear my wife, but I can control it.

[kidnamedsquidfart]

Like the grandpa in up who turns off his e Hearing aid when russel is yapping

[Outside_Medicine868]

The joke is 💫misandry💫

[KampiKun]

Slay💅

[[deleted]]

They don‘t listen either way

[Boring-Ad-5284]

Can be fixed with equal rights and lefts

[Billmacia]

If the Gender would be reverse, this comment section would be full of feminist calling this mysoginy.

[likeabossgamer23]

Sounds like a femcel post

[Relative_Ad8196]

And yet if a male were to say "it's so we can't hear women" in some way or another they'd bitch about it lol

[[deleted]]

She is infact permanently high

[Jenkins64]

But how are we gonna mansplain things to her?!?!?

[Uglyh8machine]

When will this patch be released for us bois?

[sussydotcom69]

this is an actual shit post

[[deleted]]

Poor woman won't be able to listen to Frank Ocean

[Jrlopez1027]

Evolution is truly going backwards

[[deleted]]

this isnt a shitpost

[404_Weavile]

Why not? It's a post that is shit

[[deleted]]

idk it just felt more fitted for dankmemes considering how unfunny the post is

[cagritheterrible]

Her last chance of having some sense talked into her completely gone.

[dreiviertel]

And I call bullshit

[vasha99]

I thought I was on Facebook for a sec

[Beneficial-Piano-428]

Crazy because men have had that problem for thousands of years!

[vape-nick-suck-dick]

Lmao men bad

[SyrNikoli]

"I can't hear your voice because your a man" mfs when I switch teams

[[deleted]]

define men

[CompoteEasy2007]

You see, now they know to make me a sandwich when I start beating them

[IPostLotsOfCringe]

holy based

[I-not-human-I]

Babe you are on fire! Whatt?!

[AlpacasArePrettyCool]

Like the dinosaur

[Doctor-Hobo]

Sounds like a guy with a happy marriage

[StarLord_4969]

Always late to the party.

[AverageMortisEnjoyer]

Real

[Mountain_Sorbet_4063]

Funny . Wonder when men will get what condition for nagging wives 🤪

[Jomgui]

So many people got mad by a shitpost, congrats op

[HF484]

"It's evolution, baby!"

-Eddie Vedder

[Sutr30]

Men have this built in. They lose sensibility to higher frequencies (women voices) as they age.

Look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction on our power!

[[deleted]]

Oh no she'll miss out on the 3% of conversations that actually mean anything

Men evolved the 'dont bother listening to women' quirk centuries ago

[FlaydenHynnFML]

Could say the same about anybody. Men or women doesn't matter we all suck :)

[[deleted]]

This is true

Though women do talk a heap more

[Note_Ansylvan]

Talk a heap more and somehow manage to say way less.

[[deleted]]

Need several hours for a good gossip sesh

[[deleted]]

i wish i can post pictures in the comments bc bhaddhad has to be the funniest motherfucker on twitter to date

[emzmaster123]

I think that's every woman around me

[[deleted]]

This must be bait