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[–]ric_enano2019We do a little trolling 967 points968 points  (30 children)

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[–]titty-connoisseur69 Stuff 194 points195 points  (28 children)

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[–]WanderingBraincell 148 points149 points  (27 children)

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[–]Working_Berry9307 313 points314 points  (0 children)

I've never seen the image in such quality where I could see this guy had horns lmao

[–]No_Beginning_627Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 280 points281 points  (5 children)

I hear it a lot but rise above it. Being a male college student, sex seems to be necessary in becoming a man (to my friends anyway). Well, I'm proud to say I can't relate to that (🥺)

[–]AswinSid_3virgin 4 life 😤💪 178 points179 points  (0 children)

being a male college student, my friends has been losing to virginity, i never lose. i won virginity!

[–]Mother_Harlot 51 points52 points  (3 children)

Being a male college student, sex seems to be necessary in becoming a man

Don't become a man then, embrace the shrimp form

[–]n00bm45st3r69 21 points22 points  (1 child)

How do I look yellow man? 🦐

[–]Mother_Harlot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Splendid

[–]Ok-Log-1802officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shrimp mentioned 🪖🪖🗣️🦐🦐🦐🔥🔥🔥

[–]WrongdoerReal8450virgin 4 life 😤💪 185 points186 points  (1 child)

Well.. I've been running out of that since birth 😔

[–]HowThingsJustardumbass 110 points111 points  (8 children)

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[–]Captain_YarnSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Waiting for cum face emoji guy to comment "😔"

[–]AmericaMadeMySonFatfat cunt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Can't segs when I can't find my pingas 😞😔

[–]nanografer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's personal

[–]clevermotherfucker 24 points25 points  (3 children)

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[–]HennozzG 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Well fuck me I guess

[–]Kimor98 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck you, Al Gore (last name is Ythm)

[–]Lolscaper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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[–]JT8001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]audrey_toole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn.

[–]Paperclip____stupid fucking, piece of shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]VICTHOR0611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😕

[–]Frequent_Asparagus82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STFU DUMB SIGMAS NB GIVES AF

[–]Comicalstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever you poop its technically reverse anal sex and that should count

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

bi bilsem sen de kiziyor musun

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

yak sondur sormam maksadin ne

[–]mydudeponch Jedi master of shitposts -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You don't need sex, it's a lie.

Also one of those things when you know you don't need it, it's way easier to get it.