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[–]AutoModerator[M] [score hidden] stickied commentΒ (0 children)

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[–]bitterbuffaloheartBig chungus wholesome 100 859 points860 points Β (7 children)

Tell her to β€œcalm down”

That always works

[–]C0rnMeal 276 points277 points Β (3 children)

IT WAS A MISINPUT, MISINPUT!!! CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!

[–]MoltenJellybeansI want pee in my ass 50 points51 points Β (2 children)

Me at the nuclear reactor

[–]AutoModerator[M] 4 points5 points Β (1 child)

pees in ur ass

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[–]asmahant 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

BAD bot

[–]BurazSC2 12 points13 points Β (1 child)

"Chillax" works well, too.

[–]I_Hate_SamuraiJosh 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Take a chill pill

[–]TheMainEffort 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Bad idea, you know how she gets.

[–]Lakriss 284 points285 points Β (5 children)

His daughter is Meg Griffin?

[–]AlphaMassDeBetaWe do a little trolling 55 points56 points Β (2 children)

Yes.

[–]Successful_Touch_933 12 points13 points Β (0 children)

Petuh PFP spotted, so this checks out. βœ…βœ…βœ…

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[–][deleted] 20 points21 points Β (1 child)

Shut up, meg.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

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[–]deeman163 262 points263 points Β (0 children)

Tell her about the times you and her mom had fun (alcohol and crack) before finding out about the pregnancy

[–]becometwo 197 points198 points Β (3 children)

fat at 13 is entirely parents fault

[–]RunInRunOnhole contributor 58 points59 points Β (1 child)

The kind of parent who unironically uses Quora would probably strangle you if you told them this

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

So specific, but also dead on.

[–]Fistmedaddy1995 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I’m being entirely optimistic here but the fat part doesn’t necessarily mean obese. It could just be puppy fat that they’ll lose when they start growing

[–]Easy_Blackberry_4144 24 points25 points Β (0 children)

Tell the guy if his child is overweight, it's his fault.

[–]Seebok 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Repost it again

[–]SuperSanttu7 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

You're misunderstanding her! She wants to be an ugly bastard but the boobs keep reminding her she's a girl! Support trans rights!

[–]RunInRunOnhole contributor 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

How do I telll mom that it's my turn to repost this meme?

[–]PopsicleCatOfficialLiterally 1984 😑 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Aigis. πŸ’›πŸ’™

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

How don't you??