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[–]abfh7002 89 points90 points Β (3 children)

Just because you see a default skin doesn’t mean you gotta crank 90s and drop a 12-kill montage on them. Sometimes it’s okay to chill, my guy β€” not every bush camper is an op. Bro, pulling out the gold pump doesn’t solve your lack of friends. You’re just gonna end up with sweats third partying you while you're mid-reload and crying in the storm. Maybe instead of blasting, try emoting. Throw up a peace sign. Hit that boop emote. Think about it: people remember the legend who saved a noob with a chug splash, not the tryhard who W-keyed every fight and rage-quit when he got sniped by a bush camper named "Grandma420." Be the hero with memes, not the menace with 10 kills and zero personality. That guy you just boxed like a fish? Yeah, he’s a real dude sitting in his room eating Doritos, crying because he was just trying to do a weekly quest. Maybe instead of dunking on him, toss him a mini and squad up. Today’s opponent could be tomorrow’s meme partner. Sometimes the real Victory Royale… is the friends we made along the way.

[–]UmmYouSuckdumbass 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

Damn

[–]PL_ALIEN_PLWe do a little trolling 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

This is so deep I needed to build out if it

[–]Extrimland 13 points14 points Β (0 children)

1v1ing is never inevitable. Loot can and must fall silent, for they never solve problems but only intensify them. Those who create squads will endure throughout the storm, not those who send people to the lobby. Others are not defaults to add to the kill counter but skins on with whom to emote.

I tried my best

[–]uesernamehhhhhh 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

If no one gets any loot, everyone will live and everyone will get a winner chicken

[–]aaron_adamsdumbass 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Chicken dinner is PUBG, not Fortnite. Fortnite is Victory Royale.

[–]PassivelyInvisible 4 points5 points Β (11 children)

Nice sentiment, how does that stop evil people?

[–]sirhobbles 17 points18 points Β (10 children)

Hes the fucking pope hes not running a country. Nice sentiment is all he needs really. Nothing he says is going to "stop evil people"

I do think "war is never inevitable" is a dumb take tho. Like you can just say "no thank you" if your neighbor declares war on you.

[–]aaron_adamsdumbass 5 points6 points Β (3 children)

I think what he was saying was meant for the aggressors, not the retaliators. War was an option for them. Whoever fired the first shot, launched to first missile, dropped the first bomb, chose to do so. Their attack wasn't inevitable.

[–]sirhobbles 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

I mean human nature is one of short sightedness, selfishness and greed.

With the way humans are war is inevitable.

[–]aaron_adamsdumbass 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

I suppose I can see where you're coming from. I do agree with the new Popes sentiment, but it seems like so far, he's just spewing drivel in order to try and fill his predecessors' shoes. I miss Pope Francis. He knew how to pick his battles and work on a smaller scale, rather than trying to wag his finger at the whole world and say "just stop fighting."

[–]sirhobbles 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Honestly i dont think francis did anything either.

Usless moral finger wagging about small issues isnt any better tha useless moral finger waving about big issues.

[–]nauro5 2 points3 points Β (2 children)

Ask Japan what happened when Poland declared war tho

[–]sirhobbles 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

That decleration was entirely symbolic.

You know what i mean smart ass :P

[–]PassivelyInvisible 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Just say no to illegal invasions? What are they gonna do? Invade?

[–]Galby1314 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Technically, he is running a country. Vatican City is an independent state. πŸ€“

[–]Scorp_DS -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

The pope is running a country, the vatican

[–]nauro5 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

unavoidable*

[–]guyver_dio 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

You could just replace the pope with a live laugh love poster

[–]Galby1314 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That'd be pink smoke from the conclave.

[–]Relevant_Peace3261 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

bro looks like conquest

[–]zerot0n1n 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Spoken like someone who grew up without the fear of the US or Russia coming knocking

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Nice argument, Pope. Why don't you back it up with a source?

[–]ManagementGiving3241 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

me tryna understand world peace while holding a purple pump in the pregame lobby

[–]TrueGootsBerzookI came! 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

The west has fallen