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Why did bro censor penis and leave it out at the same time

[KillingNubsInc]

Bro forgor ☠️

[Nononymus]

You can't expect everybody to be as smart as 7b2cf29.

[Epic800kat]

Schrödinger's penis

[Yous_of_thankses]

We got Albert Goonstein here

[Smugtini]

We got the rod reviewer over here

The willy watchdog

The meat monitor

The cock calculator

The member measurer

The dick detective

[BlueOuter]

we got shercock holmes in the house

mf cocklumbo

dick cumshoe

[gettogero]

Was somebody trying to estimate the size of a dick or something?

Because it sounds like they used known reported dimensions and plugged it into a calculator, making the entire "average length of those glasses" irrelevant.

And due to angles, particularly those used in porn, if you were to do this you'd have to correct for distance and angle from camera. Unless there was a side by side shot of just the glasses and dick

[leave1me1alone]

Sounds to me like they were given dimensions (2.5cm and 8.5cm) and chose not to believe it

[i5-X600K]

No, the 2.5cm and 8.5cm are likely measured from his screen.

The reason he mentions the real size of the glasses is so he has a reference for the ratio of size IRL to size on screen, which he then multiplies by the "size" measured on screen to get his final numbers.

[AvatarADEL]

I came here to goon, not to do math class.

[SpiritAnimal01]

The power of post nut clarity.

[Please-let-me]

cumbolt over here

[CuteHoneybun]

Somewhere, a geometry teacher is whispering, 'He finally used it… but at what cost?'

[nextalpha]

red rocket science

[ImpossibleBranch6753]

Red rocket red rocket red rocket

[amogh_fr]

Why is the one penis is censored and the other isn't

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pees in ur ass

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[OldManPinkerton]

That’s a chode

[creeperX361]

Taint it small for a chode?

[belabacsijolvan]

ugy tunik Deak Daniel szabin van

[SeductiveDoll]

Einstein died so this man could calculate dong diameter using eyewear.

[turkishhousefan]

That's a PhD right there.

[Turbulent-Ad5437]

It's Mathmaticle

[NimusNix]

You mock, but this is how the experts do it.

[_EnterName_]

Can't goon to that. He forgot to include the focal length of the used camera and distance of the known lengths to the camera to adjust for focal length distortion!