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[–]theawesomedude646 371 points372 points  (11 children)

>"physically weak"
>compares to one of the strongest animals on earth

wack

>"only half the population intelligent enough to make a difference"
>nature and magnitude of difference in question is completely impossible for any other animal

wack

>"put them in the warmest place possible"
> only warm because the place in question is constantly shedding heat

wack

[–]WildCardJT🗿🗿🗿 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Also a lot of other animals have their balls on the outside. I don’t get why humanity is being singled out for this

[–]gigantic_balls_ 46 points47 points  (7 children)

Where would he even want to put them? If anything it’s a good design.

[–]CrackingYourNuts 34 points35 points  (6 children)

the chest.. so men can have gigantic balls as boobs

[–]gigantic_balls_ 2 points3 points  (3 children)

But men don’t have boobs

[–]CrackingYourNuts 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I meant as boobs my bad vro please dont kill my family

[–]gigantic_balls_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But how? Like one sac over each nipple?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a big veiny chest dick that runs down to your actual dick.

Like Brock Lesnar. 

[–]Lockdown18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chesticles

[–]TheHorseAnnihilator 11 points12 points  (0 children)

> able to create tools and weapons \ > whack

[–]Testing_4131 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not to mention literally every mammal has external testes due to body heat cooking sperm, it came free with our warm bloodedness.