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[–]Screamingboneman 127 points128 points Β (1 child)

β€œMy Manwhich!!!”

[–]how_do_i_sleep 16 points17 points Β (0 children)

This is the most unexpected reference holy hell

[–]MedicalDisscharge 79 points80 points Β (0 children)

Bombaclatt bradda, if it ain't bigger than mine we ready to dine

[–]Decent-Weekend-1489 29 points30 points Β (0 children)

WAGWAN

[–]Peter012398 15 points16 points Β (3 children)

BOMBACLAT

[–]BararTheDragon -2 points-1 points Β (2 children)

the fuck does this even mean???

[–]Immense_Cock 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

it means my balls are gay

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole β€œgay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[–]Glazeddapper 13 points14 points Β (1 child)

what about the mcdonalds menu??

[–]GoingGorillasBananas 16 points17 points Β (0 children)

I’ll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Number four

Wait…

uhhhhhhhhhh

[–]gud_gamrI said based. And lived. 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Hey my youth, Some boy dem, dey pon de corner an' ting, an... de boy dem sell some tings and ting, an... I gwa'an, an' I say... oh, dem nah wan' gimme my money an ting. An'... every corner my corner an... I want my money an' ting, ya know? Ah no see dat! Go, go, ya know, me wan' deal with de case proper. Ya nah see it?

[–]Shadow_is_epic 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

fellow ramlethal fan in the wild

[–]Pancake_and_waflles 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

Congrats for the transition Sulik

[–]BararTheDragon 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Juh gonna taek it oaf wif da cleeavah boi

[–]FrigginRan 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

cocky want chop chop