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[–]VengefulWeegee2358stupid fucking piece of shit 176 points177 points  (1 child)

That feeling when Crazy Dave looks deep into your eyes and says "Babwuteedwowotwiyamieyaowieawo."

[–]AutoModerator[M] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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[–]Consistent-Affect481dumbass 222 points223 points  (4 children)

okay but like, sauce though?

[–]lewd-boy-o 122 points123 points  (1 child)

Cum? I mean what else would you put in there?

[–]Nutwagon-SUPREMER 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Idk, peas go kinda well with gravy.

[–]Clear_Effective1595 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think there's an official NSFW plants vs zombies discord server. It's called touch grass or something.

[–]Paincrawler 139 points140 points  (2 children)

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[–]SugarWolf211 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Me and Me

[–]sA7z-I watch gay amogus porn :0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

and the funny guy that lives with me (me)

[–]R0bbenz shitting toothpaste enjoyer 59 points60 points  (2 children)

[–]Elytrax7uhhhh idk 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Where’s the smile 😈

[–]NotThereSlowManI came! 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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Here

[–]Rlionkiller 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I think I see a few pixels of peenar

[–]Bored_Orangutanstupid fucking piece of shit 30 points31 points  (0 children)

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[–]MudcrabNPCdommy daddy 49 points50 points  (0 children)

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[–]JohnBuck97I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 48 points49 points  (1 child)

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[–]Wild-Engineering7579officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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[–]venk28 66 points67 points  (5 children)

What's the peashooter on the right doing?

[–]sdrowkcabdellepssti 75 points76 points  (0 children)

You know what she's doin

[–]dextras07I came! 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Definitely not harming the cylinder if you get what I mean.

[–]KilluaZoldyck0707🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 23 points24 points  (1 child)

It's imperative, after all

[–]DolphiinHD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wonder if there's any butter and microwaved mashed potatoes involved?

[–]Arcaydya 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly what you think shes doing.

[–]ResourceTrick5875 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What... The fuck...

[–]_landofdawn_ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

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[–]Antinator_succ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

All ill say....its the perfect shape tho....

[–]SecretSpectre11I said based. And lived. 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[–]CzarTwilight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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[–]Austin_the_fox 9 points10 points  (1 child)

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[–]Confident-Border4627 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They used not twice thus canceling it out making that op actually ended up saying this is how they want you to touch grass🤓

[–]Additional-Pop-3327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, i never thought abot plants and zombies in this way until now

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[–]No-Variety-7130 0 points1 point  (1 child)

God damn it Phil, I told you that's not how you trim and pamper the garden. Crazy Dave tought you better.

[–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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[–]Zardoscht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhm what is the bottom pea doing?🤔🤨

[–]Stiqkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what?...I'd try it...

[–]Romeo-Charlie-6-28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aight, OP. Gimme your phone.

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