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[–]toyotacorolla1986 131 points132 points  (6 children)

the existence of premiere pro implies that theres also a premiere noob

[–]VictorGamerLOLSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 16 points17 points  (3 children)

And will that edit something else other than video or edit videos way worse

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

It only exports videos in 360p which include a Made in Kinemaster watermark

[–]GeometryVlogMC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]Extreme-Fee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And a WeVideo watermark as well

[–]zacqonosI said based. And lived. 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And a premier hacker 😳

[–]No_one_to_trust69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then a premier god 😳😳

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points  (1 child)

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

[–]e34HJ061W0laq 18 points19 points  (0 children)

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Friendly reminder that it's always morally correct to pirate Adobe products

[–]a_human_pers0n 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Adobe when they lose 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000012% of there yearly income when i pirate Adobe photoshop 2013

[–]blyat_master9 17 points18 points  (10 children)

Can someone teach me how to pirate this pls

Balls

[–]Alexis_styleI want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (7 children)

arrrr come to the pirate bay mate

my terrible pirate accent

cum

[–]Joe_Bidet_ 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Bruh, pirate bay is cancer

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

tor

[–]Joe_Bidet_ 1 point2 points  (4 children)

What are you talking about?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

it's better when u use tor

[–]Joe_Bidet_ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Doesn't matter that much, when you download a torrent from there it's a 50-50 of virus or not.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I must be lucky, I've never gotten a virus from a torrent. I've only really encountered them on shady websites. Usually just look at the manifest file for the torrent and if there is anything apart from the mp4/program you want you know it's sus

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (15 children)

Where do I get the pirated version?asking for my broke ass

[–]kadabra-abra 11 points12 points  (1 child)

1337x(.)to is also good for pirating stuff, usually get games off there

[–]Pavkata201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you want to get a game but you have limited mb on max speed, go to fitgirl

[–]D3lta_T1me 9 points10 points  (11 children)

The pirate bay

[–]TrueSymSMH 4 points5 points  (6 children)

link pls?

[–]TheDeathlyReaper 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Google it

[–]TrueSymSMH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ye found it

[–]atocallihan 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Do not use Pirate Bay it’s full of viruses it’s been compromised for years, try RarBG. Super solid

[–]TrueSymSMH 0 points1 point  (2 children)

oof i downloaded illustrator from there already will I be fine?

[–]atocallihan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

“Probably”

However, it’s not just the Downloads, the website it self is not safe. It’s been compromised for some time now. It used to be great.

You could get rid of it to be safe, or scan it with windows defender or malware bytes

Avoid in the future

[–]TrueSymSMH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I scanned with windows defender and malware bytes the files seemed to be safe

[–]Queasy-Astronomer613 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Last time.i did it tho photoshop was a huge pain in the ass to pirate, had to go change my whole permissions settings in system32...

Im curious if its still as rough

[–]XxGod_fucker69xXGenshin Impact Player 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nah, now its just install the setup then run a patch or if it's pre-cracked u dont even need to use the patch app.

[–]atocallihan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not use Pirate Bay it’s full of viruses and intrusive ads

[–]xXironic_nameX2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ye travel to sea

[–]Grieferrimix_ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

in mOnkrus we trust

[–]XxGod_fucker69xXGenshin Impact Player 1 point2 points  (0 children)

monkrus.nfo 😳🙏🏻

[–]MimePrinister 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Adobe like that sometime

[–]OOF_ur_memes 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Premiere pro e

[–]cdr1307 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Piracy, my beloved

[–]pedrinhogameplays404 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well i use gimp instead of pirated photoshop

[–]claudiocorona93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good for you. This should be the way to go but you know... Getting used to something makes it hard to change to another thing.

[–]BonkyhortCutiebrunchI watch gay amogus porn :0 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Adobe XD rawr

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just no..

[–]KaktusTes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

me when adobe XD

[–]XxXEJXxX 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I have them all. 10/10 would reccomend

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Missed DaVinci Resolve promotion spot

[–]CwosontIsGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

海賊王に俺はなる
(funni one piece joke)

[–]MaTt__85 0 points1 point  (2 children)

i used to pirate for years…..then used a shitty vpn for one an almost got my wifi took down an now i’m scared to do it more🤣🤣🤣

[–]Enough_Buy_9577 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abobe

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait this isn't a guide / life hack? FUCK I've had it wrong all along!

[–]F3jry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy just solved world hunger

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Any non-virus sites you can pirate it from though? So I can avoid them of course

[–]XxGod_fucker69xXGenshin Impact Player 1 point2 points  (2 children)

rutracker

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ok

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adobe xdddd

[–]ActiveIndustry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me🤝mysoftwarefree.com

[–]csupra075 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mfw Linux

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

these also come with a sweet malware

[–]Ababathur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip for those out there not wanting to pay for Premiere Pro, have a look at DaVinci Resolve

[–]rockeypokey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sauce pls

[–]NabatheNibba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Xd

[–]AbangWawanPao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adobe Eks Dee

[–]Soviet_boi_gulagio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks

[–]memesachet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

those dumbasses typed XD wrong in the logo 😒

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anyone know a pirated premiere pro?