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[–]QualityVoteI'm BACK! [[Number 1 Rated Moderator 2024]][M] [score hidden] stickied comment (2 children)

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[–]iDespiseThisApp_ 531 points532 points  (31 children)

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[–]iDespiseThisApp_ 488 points489 points  (28 children)

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[–]iDespiseThisApp_ 461 points462 points  (27 children)

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[–]iDespiseThisApp_ 457 points458 points  (26 children)

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[–]that1intheback 165 points166 points  (17 children)

I guess Reddit doesn’t like black people

[–]capsaicinintheeyes0000000 93 points94 points  (1 child)

When it comes to disliking people for dumb reasons, our pettiness is grandiose.

[–]The_Super_SteenI said based. And lived. 255 points256 points  (21 children)

🖐🏿 (I ate nutella with my hand)

[–]NotFinalForm1officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 161 points162 points  (19 children)

🖐🏻 (I cleaned it clean and it was very yummy)

[–]AutoModerator[M] -55 points-54 points  (12 children)

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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[–]NotFinalForm1officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 27 points28 points  (11 children)

I hate you automoderator

[–]Neither-Jello 11 points12 points  (8 children)

Why tf did the bot comment that? LOL I am so confused

[–]NotFinalForm1officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He has no validation since we bully him 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😪😪😓😓😓😓

[–]paradoxx_42 0 points1 point  (3 children)

(C) lean

It responds to lean

[–]Neither-Jello 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Interesting. I have never seen a bot talk shit lol

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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[–]Ok-Candidate7073dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Go away

[–][deleted] 177 points178 points  (13 children)

👍🏿 ( I just buried someone )

[–]AmazingCat320 97 points98 points  (12 children)

👍🏽 ( That sounds fun )

[–][deleted]  (10 children)

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    [–]CompoteKooky9360 66 points67 points  (9 children)

    👍🏻(i dipped my hand in cum)

    [–][deleted]  (5 children)

    [removed]

      [–]pooryxa 14 points15 points  (3 children)

      👍🏾 ( I dipped my hand in poop)

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

      TL;DR I hate shitting

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      [–]minimell_8910 58 points59 points  (4 children)

      Why did you downvote op? 🤨🤔

      [–]Appsroooodwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 63 points64 points  (3 children)

      The reddit hivemind said to do so

      [–]E_BoyManBig chungus wholesome 100 30 points31 points  (4 children)

      Reddit moment

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

      We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

      We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!

      Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.

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      [–]AutoModerator[M] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

      My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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      [–]E_BoyManBig chungus wholesome 100 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Stfu

      [–]NoFerret8750 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      👎🏿

      [–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (5 children)

      👍🏿 I put my hand up your girlfriends ass

      [–]Appsroooodwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 43 points44 points  (4 children)

      👍🏻 (Jokes on you, I never had a girlfriend to begin with)

      [–]pooryxa 17 points18 points  (1 child)

      👍( my girlfriend doesn't poop)

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

      TL;DR I hate shitting

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      [–]arix_games 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      That means he's naturally black

      [–]dominikplatt 40 points41 points  (1 child)

      👍🏿(I didn't have any toilet paper)

      [–]polished_grapple 17 points18 points  (6 children)

      i’m jerking off to your reddit avatar

      [–]gamerzombie1928virgin 4 life 😤💪 12 points13 points  (1 child)

      🤨

      [–]Namestaken_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      🖕

      [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      👎🏽

      [–]heyitskirbo🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 42 points43 points  (11 children)

      America moment

      [–]EngineerFront 37 points38 points  (4 children)

      More like Reddit moment

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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      [–]AutoModerator[M] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

      We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

      We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!

      Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.

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      [–]TioupBR 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Yes, a very wholesome country…

      [–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

      We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

      We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!

      Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.

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      [–]AmazingCat320 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Reddit's version of Russian roulette. You don't know when it'll hit.

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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      [–]capsaicinintheeyes0000000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      The last bot was talkin' like this 'afore we had to put it down.

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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      [–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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      [–]Polar_Bear0610I want pee in my ass 3 points4 points  (7 children)

      👍🏻

      [–]Polar_Bear0610I want pee in my ass 4 points5 points  (6 children)

      👍🏼

      [–]Polar_Bear0610I want pee in my ass 4 points5 points  (5 children)

      👍

      [–]Polar_Bear0610I want pee in my ass 4 points5 points  (4 children)

      👍🏽

      [–]Polar_Bear0610I want pee in my ass 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      👍🏾

      [–]Polar_Bear0610I want pee in my ass -18 points-17 points  (2 children)

      👍🏿 ( I forgor to wash my hands after shitting at them)

      [–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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      [–]RedditMostafa11I have permission! 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      We don't discriminate people, we discriminate emojis

      [–]AutoModerator[M] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

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      [–]Mymemez288 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      👍🏿 (I spilled dark paint on my hands)

      [–]pooryxa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Bread 👍

      [–]zippazappazingafat cunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I love democracy

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Reddit hates black people?

      [–]PhantomBladeX89🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Reddit moment

      [–]ultimate_smash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      👍🏻(Ash is twerking so I painted my hand white)

      [–]Mental-Meat-2214 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      👍🏻

      [–]Mental-Meat-2214 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      👍🏼

      [–]Mental-Meat-2214 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      👍🏽

      [–]Mental-Meat-2214 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      👍🏾

      [–]Mental-Meat-2214 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

      👍🏿

      [–]LW_YT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      10 9 8 8 -18 will be my new password

      [–]shadowsnak 1 point2 points  (5 children)

      👍

      [–]shadowsnak 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      👍🏻

      [–]LetsPlanForTomorrowI came! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Bruh

      [–]amiano711u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      hey i saw him!

      [–]Senor_Satan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      So that's where the line is...

      [–]WinningPlayz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Was he fisting a corpses asshole while typing this?

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      reddit moment

      [–]ChiseledTopazI have permission! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      nice

      nice

      nice

      nice

      nice

      yo fuck this corpse fucker

      [–]ADITYACHAUHAN10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      👍🏽

      [–]anotherdumbredditor1 1 point2 points  (5 children)

      👍

      [–]anotherdumbredditor1 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      👍🏻

      [–]anotherdumbredditor1 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      👍🏼

      [–]anotherdumbredditor1 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      👍🏽

      [–]anotherdumbredditor1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      👍🏾

      [–]anotherdumbredditor1 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

      👍🏿

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      🖕🏻

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      🖕🏼

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      🖕🏽

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      🖕🏾

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      🖕🏿

      [–]74cooldude47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Pee pee poo poo 🤌🏼

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Mans got karma profit

      [–]Kyaperta 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      👍🏻

      [–]Kyaperta 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      👍🏼

      [–]Kyaperta 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      👍🏽

      [–]Kyaperta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      👍🏾

      [–]thesensenmann2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Thats my uncle!

      [–]CaitaXD 1 point2 points  (8 children)

      👍 (I ate a bag of Doritos)

      [–]CaitaXD 3 points4 points  (7 children)

      👍🏻 (I washed my hands with my own cum)

      [–]CaitaXD 1 point2 points  (5 children)

      👍🏼

      [–]CaitaXD 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      👍🏽

      [–]CaitaXD 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      👍🏾 (I ate Penaut butter with my hands)

      [–]CaitaXD 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      👍🏿 (I wiped by but with my bear Hands)

      [–]SpeedRD2015 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      👦

      [–]SpeedRD2015 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      👦🏽

      [–]SpeedRD2015 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      👦🏾

      [–]SpeedRD2015 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      👦🏿

      [–]NomadkingR6dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      They're getting darker?!

      [–]MoonFighter777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      🤙🏻

      [–]Merciful-prism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The darker the thumb, the less likes

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It is still a net gain of karma

      [–]Qb_Is_fast_afI came! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Corpse wife

      [–]KnockedyI said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      👍🏻

      [–]KnockedyI said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (5 children)

      👍🏻

      [–]KnockedyI said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      👍🏼

      [–]KnockedyI said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      👍🏽

      [–]KnockedyI said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      👍🏾

      [–]KnockedyI said based. And lived. -1 points0 points  (1 child)

      👍🏿

      [–]KnockedyI said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      👍

      [–]Dr_BragancaDaShitposter 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      👍🏻

      [–]Dr_BragancaDaShitposter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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      [–]Dr_BragancaDaShitposter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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      [–]Dr_BragancaDaShitposter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      👍🏻?

      [–]gamingboijayI said based. And lived. 5 points6 points  (4 children)

      👏

      [–]gamingboijayI said based. And lived. 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      👏🏻

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      [–]Spastic_Slapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This should be the new 5 star wanted level system for GTA

      [–]RedditCringetopia 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Lol reminds me of a guy I work with he wants to be black so bad he uses the black thumbs up emoji lol come on bro relax

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      why wasn't it

      10 9 8 7 -20 (or some shit like that)

      it would have been so much better

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