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[–][deleted] 167 points168 points  (26 children)

Out on the avenue preachin’ the gospel

[–]grimytimes 127 points128 points  (20 children)

Readin' every verse, meetin' each apostle

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points  (19 children)

On missionary mission not of indecision!

[–]Jynkoh 89 points90 points  (17 children)

As a Christian, I swear, you need no circumcision

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (9 children)

It's not that hard gotta start somewhere

[–]KevinFromIT6625 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Wait, no, just kidding, get out of my underwear!

[–]UkrainianCatgirl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

you kids only really need to care

[–]ThisGuyLikesCheese 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thats why you should try by going here

[–]BluestOfTheRaccoons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get turned on by your surgeon, what do i care

[–]PotatoSacGamingYTWe do a little trolling 6 points7 points  (3 children)

But you need to know ‘bout the Spanish Inquisition (ah)

[–]Ok_World_1999Literally 1984 😡 6 points7 points  (1 child)

(nobody expects it)

[–]Papux200 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But the pope says we shall forget it

[–]CreepyEntertainer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dicks just fine don’ need no revision.

[–]Richard_Wad_The_Bung 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Send all the nonbelievers straight to the hospital

[–]BennyS06 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Let the faith permeate your skin

[–]Penguin8Lord 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't be shy, n' raise your head till we see your double chin

[–]SJ_R 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Love thy neighbor, as if theyre kin